Good grief. Just found that 2ltr bottle of washing up liquid I "lost" several weeks ago, sitting on the mantel above the fireplace bold as brass. I'm telling you now, it was NOT there yesterday 😂 🤦♀️
I totally feel this. I joke that my superpower is invisibility, but for objects around me. A few months back I started a weekend morning ritual where I just walk around the house, take a couple minutes look at each room, and put a sentence in my journal about what I see. It's helped a fair bit, as once I actually see something out of place I'll deal with it, or at least remember where it is.
Thing is, right, I walk past that fireplace at least 40 times a day. Plus it's got plants on it that have to be watered. It's massive and green. There's no way it can have been there for three weeks. House pixies. Obvs 🤣
i think you need to go to the optician and tell them that you have a washing-up-liquid-bottle-shaped hole in your vision. hmm no then you'd be seeing its cut out everywhere, so it can't be that. hmm.
our nutmeg grater disappeared for two years then was mysteriously found in its place. I suspect a child made off with it, but no one would admit it. We’ve taken to blaming the cats.
Whatever house pixies stole my red patterned tights still have them, and they took a blue patterned shawl as well. I’ve never found the two items since. At least your house pixies saw it as a prank and left the item back.
This is a small house and there really isn’t anywhere to hide stuff. Though the house pixies clearly found a niche somewhere. Maybe they are using my tights and shawl for dressing up and parties?
I find sooo much stuff in my fridge that doesn't live there, it's not even funny! I once went out and left my keys in the front door too. Thankfully I live in a very quiet area with good neighbours, and they were still sitting there when I got home (after having a massive heart attack on the bus, obvs) 😂 🤦♀️
Bread keeps longer in the fridge, if you're on a budget, it helps
Best toasted afterwards though, strangely it definitely doesnt keep it fresh-tasting
Americans always seem to keep eggs in the fridge - i remember being asked by an american if it was safe to eat eggs accidentally unrefrigerated overnight ,
So it basically stops it going mouldy but then you can only make toast with it? I'll stick to not refridgerating it. Tbh I don't buy shop bread anyway, making your own is way cheaper (assuming you can afford the initial outlay of a breadmaker or have time to do it manually). Is it really? Much like making tea in a microwave then 😂
I'm expecting #replyguys to tell me car keys should be kept in the fridge to extend the battery life and that phones charge faster at lower temperatures ...or something, something, faraday cage
Maist fridges huv lights, like moths people are drawn tae light ! So as ma keys keep tellin me ,leave us somwher ther is a light ,which appose is logical ,well in ma heid onywey ! So always store yer keys in the fridge , en ye'll know wher they ur..Ay! 😳😁
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House pixies. Obvs 🤣
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hmm no then you'd be seeing its cut out everywhere, so it can't be that.
hmm.
must be the portals!!
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The audacity of that washing up liquid! Just standing there, in only what god gave it!
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(Monopoly money)
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Yeah, my house is teeny tiny as well - there's really nowhere to hide stuff, except on the mantelpiece, where they become invisible, apparently 🤦♀️
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I once went out and left my keys in the front door too. Thankfully I live in a very quiet area with good neighbours, and they were still sitting there when I got home (after having a massive heart attack on the bus, obvs) 😂 🤦♀️
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Never mind the arguments about refrigerating tomatoes or bread - keys, phones, and breakfast cereal definitely dont benefit
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Or screwdrivers (not the vodka and orange variety) 😂
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Afternoon lovely btw. 😊🫶🐿️🖖
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Afternoon! How's things? 😘
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Thankfully fried chicken & chips saved the day!
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Best toasted afterwards though, strangely it definitely doesnt keep it fresh-tasting
Americans always seem to keep eggs in the fridge - i remember being asked by an american if it was safe to eat eggs accidentally unrefrigerated overnight ,
This is a whole twitter rage-thread issue
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Is it really? Much like making tea in a microwave then 😂
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So as ma keys keep tellin me ,leave us somwher ther is a light ,which appose is logical ,well in ma heid onywey !
So always store yer keys in the fridge , en ye'll know wher they ur..Ay! 😳😁
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Hobgoblins!
The shoemaker's elves?
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