Fuck sake. The last 15 minutes in a nutshell:

"Well, I've got no reason to go Outside, let's put on a nice warm pair of pjs"
"Oooh, I could take some more shit bird pics!"
"Bugger, Bert's blown the lid of the compost bin into the flower beds 😡 "
"FFS, it wasn't raining two seconds ago"
*goes indoors*
*stops raining*
"Ah, well, might as well top up the bird feeders"
*starts raining*
*goes inside*
"FFS, I've forgotten to put the feeders on the feeding station" 🤦‍♀️ 🤬
*starts raining*

#Life