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Christmas with a toddler:

All rules are off
Days blend together
Hierarchies are reversed
We eat whatever we want whenever we want
We descend into hedonism
No sleep, just party
There are gifts

... wait. Saturnalia. Christmas with a toddler is just Saturnalia.

Edit: also, random nudity.

#Christmas #Saturnalia #parenting
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I've got a story like that

When I was 14, I dreamt of having a house full of girls when I grew up. Girls who'd want to get in the shower with me, sleep with me every night, run around the house fully nuded, cry whenever I went out for Man Things and be super happy with me returning... I wasn't raised in the understanding there was a god in existence, but I remember praying on the off chance such a thing might exist and grant me my wish for finding faith

3 daughters at 44...
@slothrop Isn’t that every day with a toddler?
that's just my life every day as a single parent with two kids 😄😖
Here no children (that I know of) but our nudity is spiked with excessive drinking, naps, eating everything that is non-woke and lots of it, filmsfilmsfilms from blaue Engel to Sandra B (more naps...) and extreme love (>30 yrs).
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Use your imagination.

Enjoy the season.
and don’t forget safety tips https://raisinga.baby/category/safety/