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There is an Italian folktale about three sisters who are courted by a mysterious man. The two elder sisters reject him because he is only ever seen at night. The third one agrees to marry him. Turns out that he transforms into a tortoise during the day.

I now want to see a modern retelling of this were the youngest sister is a Twilight fangirl and is all like "oooh he must be a vampire!!!"

And then boom, tortoise 🐢

#SayItBella
#folklore #folktales #FolktaleMoment
He sleeps in his shell during the day, and only comes out at night. It could be a real gothic horror romance, if he was a snapping turtle. :bl51:
And his name was Mitch McConnell
Twist: The eldest sister is an early 00s TMNT fan and now ragingly jealous.
"You're impossibly slow and wise. Your skin is grayish and pebbly. Your eyes are squinty, and sometimes you make noises like – like you're from a different species. You never eat or drink anything but water and lettuce. I know what you are."

"Say it. Out loud. Say it."

*whispers* "Tortoise!"
What about those of us that are human male during the day and at night turn into space monsters?
@TerryHancock
As the dawn begins breaks. Bethany leaned into Kevin and whispers "I know your secret, I was not meant for this life. Take me, and make me yours."

**Horny turtle squeaks**