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#ToddlerDnD

"I encountered a new legendary weapon... it deals 10d10 acid damage, 5d8 emotional damage to both wielder and victim, temporarily lowers your Wisdom, flays your mind, and transforms a Small creature into a Shrieking Terror."

"Holy hell, what is it called?"

"NASAL SPRAY"

#dnd #parenting
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Kahumahu
My gods, between that and ear medicine.
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
right now it's nose and eye drops over here 😅
Kahumahu
I won't lie, I still struggle heavily with eye-drops to this day, lol.
EmpeRohr
What damage does the shrieking? 1D8?
gabriele renzi
still better than the orrszi porszi. I don't know how Hungary came up with the idea of VACUUMING A SCREAMING CHILD'S NOSTRILS.
I have PTSD as a parent.
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Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág hat dies geteilt

Eliza Rose
is that at all like the snot sucker I grew up with in America? (Or is it somehow more terrifying?)
Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág
you literally attach a tube to your vacuum cleaner and put it in the kid's nose :D
Eliza Rose
that is much worse and I am fascinated (and very grateful we just used a suction bulb).
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