#ToddlerDnD

POOP
Toddler cantrip

Material component: IKEA toilet seat
Verbal component: "Mama come see me poop!"
Somatic component: Mama has to see

POOP
Parent cantrip

Material component: 3rd latte this morning
Verbal component: "WHERE IS MOOOOM!"
Somatic component: Toddler has to SEE

#dnd #parenting