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Another #ToddlerDnD moment for today:

"You can't use a Getting Dressed action and a Dash action in the same round."
"Yes I can!"
"You only have pants on one leg."
"DASH!"
"You are prone now."
"I attack."

#parenting #dnd #ttrpg

(Clearly toddlers are Barbarians, using Dash as a bonus action.)

Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág hat dies geteilt

Or Rogues, because of the sneaking 🤔
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I got a good chuckle out of this one. These are lived experiences, haha
Have toddler, can confirm. I'll be following this hashtag.

My own #ToddlerDnD observation: Our kid's favourite spider-man onesie seems to confer a +2 Constitution bonus, as it takes consistently ca. 30 minutes more running to exhaust him when he is wearing it.
Lol...
Barbarians can't use dash as a bonus action...
Silly toddler....
Wait....is he path of the totem? Eagle?
- rules lawyer missing the joke
to be fair I think she is more in line with a honeybadger
Oblig annoying #GURPS commentary:

In GURPS, where each round is one second, you can use Fast-draw on the pant leg and then roll against Dex to Move-and-Attack (but suffer penalties to your dodge when The Parent grapples you).

(end of annoying No One Asked For Your Opinion)
makes sense. They're mostly immune to pain, and have near zero perception