Isn't she such a peach?

The deputy opposition leader, Sussan Ley, says the teals have not delivered on their vow to change politics in Canberra.

“These teal independents said they would change Canberra, but three years on it is clear Canberra has changed them, and Australians have seen that,” she says.

“They said they would hold the government accountable, instead they spend most of their time opposing the opposition.”

Translation:
My party's parliamentarians are such ginormous fuckheads that even the advent of a net rise in the parliamentary collective IQ & decency, via the Teals arriving, has been insufficient to fix our blatant genetic shitfuckery.

Translation of the translation:
We're arseholes, so that's their fault.

Yay Sussssssssssssssssssssan! 🙄🤦‍♀️

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/jan/12/teal-independents-australian-federal-election-2025

#AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty1 #ShitParty2 #ComeOnTanya! #WhyIsLabor #NatsAreNuts #NoNukes #racism #FuckRacists

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/jan/11/australian-food-charities-expensive-foodbank-falling-donations-unprecedented-demand

Gee whiz, a totes intractable unsolvable problem. If only there were stuff around like, oh i dunno, #MMT, #DoughnutEconomics, #UBI, #centrelink pmts above the poverty level, et al. Sigh, there i go, dreaming my dreams again...

#FuckCapitalism #ChangeTheSystem #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #WeAreTotallyFscked #AusPol #WhyIsLabor #Poverty #charity

During the galling tenure of madmonk as Oppo leader, then the truly ghastly period of his PMship [& no, i still can't believe it either], some clever peep created a browser extension that replaced all website pictures of madmonk with a cat. It worked surprisingly well. I did not uninstall this extension til the bastard actually lost his seat.

As i am fed up with nowadays seeing pics of the poisonous potato everywhere, i just did a search to see if there might be a similar extension; alas no. This seems to be a clear market failure!

#AusPol #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WhyIsLabor #FsckOffDutton #ClimateCrisis #WeAreTotallyFscked #WomensRights

Where does Labor’s migration strategy fit in the battle for hearts and minds?

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2024/nov/28/where-does-labors-migration-strategy-fit-in-the-battle-for-hearts-and-minds

#FionaKatauskas #AusPol #Greens #VoteGreens #ProgIndies #WeAreTotallyFscked #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards #Misanthropy #FsckOffDutton! #ShitParty1 #ShitParty2 #ComeOnTanya! #WhyIsLabor #NatsAreNuts #NoNukes #migration #racism

Sigh.

• Strayan govts: protection racket for the miners & fossilfools
• Strayan ABC: shallow RWNJ talking points for the Great Unwashed, the careless & clueless

#ClimateCrisis #wearetotallyfscked