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"This is your last chance... You take the blue squeaky toy—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red squeaky toy—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." –Meowpheus

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #SFF #TheMatrix
ragdoll cat wearing a pair of round sunglasses, looking like morpheus from the matrix
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #sff #thematrix

The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
sphinx cat sitting in a tub of milk, with pretty flowers floating in the tub with him. the cat looks angry
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Welcome to a cheeky #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsofMastodon #humor #humour #mlem
a pretty white cat with grey cheeks and ears, sitting in a dryer, with its very pink tongue sticking out.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #mlem

Cat expectations

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #humor #humour
painting of a tuxedo-colored cat being served milk by two cherubs and one cherub hovering over the cat's head with an ornate crown
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #caturday #humor #humour
two grey and white tabby cats -- on is sitting on a chair, squinting with murder in its other eye. The other is below it with its eyes crossed and a derpy look on its face and its tongue out
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

From the cat's perspective it's all useless junk and must go.

#writingcommmunity #amwriting #cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #writing #books #book
Infographic of things on a writer's desk: useless junk 32% pens 3% computer 6% old coffee cups 13% editing notes 26% books & notebooks 19% cat 100%
#book #writing #Cats #books #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #amwriting #writingcommmunity

Khajiit has special #caturday quest for you, adventurer!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #skyrim #oblivion #ElderScrolls
sphinx cat standing on hind legs and looking out from behind the door of a shed, looking mysterious and slightly hominid
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim

When you know it's coming, but you still react to the jump scare. [sound on]

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humour #humor
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Good morning, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about #caturday?

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
grey and white tabby cat with its face mashed into a screen door that's open an inch or so
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"No, you can't use this to dry your clothes. Not until I've had a chance to barf on everything, anyway."

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
cat looking perplexed and annoyed from inside a clothes dryer filled with linens
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Rules are for the dogs on #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #signs
A sign on a shop front that says: NOTICE - no pets allowed except trained service animals. And right next to the sign is a tuxedo cat looking cheeky.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #signs

Catzilla!

#caturday #cats #cat #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
grey tabby cat's head, stuck through a piece of cardboard with a godzilla-like body drawn below
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When you finally finish your keto diet.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #keto #carbs #humor #humour
grey tabby kitten with its whole body curled around a baguette, which it is also licking
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #carbs #keto

Finally, an explanation for R2D2's sass!

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #MayTheFourth #MayThe4thBeWithYou
R2D2 with its stomach gate open, and a cute little white and grey tabby looking out from robot's tummy adorably
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #maythe4thbewithyou #maythefourth

May the Fourth be with you -- #caturday edition!

#cat #cats #caturday #catsofmastodon #catstodon #StarWars #May4th #MayThe4thBeWithYou
Star Wars creature, a kubaz, holding a cute white and black cat with yellow eyes
Star Wars stormtrooper holding a grey and very hairy tabby awkwardly
Star Wars sand person holding an adorable black cat with bright yellow eyes
#Caturday #Cats #starwars #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #maythe4thbewithyou #may4th

It is #caturday. Unleash the fry goblins!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a little orange cat with a french fry in its mouth and a look of wide-eyed excitement -- a human hand is holding its neck
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When you're writing a masterpiece, but you really need a nap.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #writing #writingcommunity #WIP #humor #humour
white cat sitting on a laptop keyboard, asleep in the sun
#wip #writing #Cats #humour #humor #writingcommunity #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Feeling down? Then you need Bongo Cat!

https://bongo.cat/

#bongocat #fun #game #cute #adorable #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
cartoon cat with cute little pink bean paws playing a bongo

Bongo Cat

Hit the bongos like Bongo Cat!
bongo.cat
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cute #game #Fun #adorable #bongocat

Yeah, like that would work, especially on an anarchistic #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
Grey tabby lying on a lawn with a big NO CATS sign right in front of it.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

I hope there's a great crop of #caturday posts today!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a cat's head sticking out of a line of plants growing through ground covering material that protects the plants
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Too cool for #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #mood
a grey tabby cat wearing a pink beanie and sunglasses, with a drink cup in front of it -- possibly an AI image
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #mood

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

#dune #dune2 #BeneGesserit #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
a white cat stands on its hind legs while hiding around a corner from two doberman pincers who haven't noticed it yet
#Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #benegesserit #dune #dune2

#caturday palindrome!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a cute orange kitten wearing a taco costume. caption: taco cat spelled backward is taco cat
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When you fibbed a little on your resume, but you still got the job.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a black cat looking up suspiciously -- it's wearing a vest and a badge that says "security dog"
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Welcome to a real edgy #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
orange tabby cat on top of a kitchen counter with a comically large kitchen knife in its mouth
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
two cats waiting to come inside: a white one with a look of pure murder on its face and a grey fluffy tabbyy who looks like he's forgotten his car keys and needs your help
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Welcome to an ridiculously cuddly #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cuteoverload #humor #humour
two cats sleeping together, a white and orange cat has its head on the other cat's chest, and the other cat, an orange one, has a paw over the white and orange cat's shoulder. Ridiculously cute.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cuteoverload

That feeling when you really don't know what happens next in the story.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #writing #wip #writingcommunity
orange gat sitting in front of a piece of blank paper, and holding a quill pen; it looks confused
#wip #writing #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #writingcommunity #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

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