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Coffee isn't working this morning!

#coffee #MondayMood #monday #dog #dogs #dogstadon #DogsOfMastodon
a dog sitting up in a diner booth, yawning, while a tattooed arm pours coffee from a carafe into a mug
#Dogs #dog #dogsofmastodon #coffee #mondaymood #monday #dogstadon

When your imposter syndrome really kicks in.

#dog #dogs #dogstoson #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #impostersyndrome
a white dog with dark markings sitting at the yoke in a small airplane, squinting at the instrument panel
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #impostersyndrome #dogstoson

Me and my perfectly normal thoughts.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #raccoon #TrashPanda #humor #humour
A racoon hugging a small dog as both look up at the camera
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #trashpanda #raccoon

Weird dog, trying to figure out if it's safe or not.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #meme
cute bear cub looking at a sign that says Caution Bear in the Area (but bear has been crossed out and MAN replaces it.)
#meme #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

#dune #dune2 #BeneGesserit #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
a white cat stands on its hind legs while hiding around a corner from two doberman pincers who haven't noticed it yet
#Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #benegesserit #dune #dune2

I don't know who needs to listen to a husky have a tantrum, but here you go! [sound on]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

Last thing the photographer said: "Oh look, it's a weird dog, coming to me for cuddles!"

#IKnowItsABear #weirdDog #bear #bears #animals #humor #humour #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsofmastodon
grizzly bear running through water towards the camera with a look of casual murder on its face
#animals #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear #weirddog #dogstadon

I hope your Friday is going well, but just in case, here's a box full of puppies.

#dogs #dog #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute #cuteoverload #friday
box full of really cute rotweiller puppies, half of which have their adorable pink tongues sticking out
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cute #friday #cuteoverload

I'm too late for Wet Beast Wednesday, but I don't care -- this made me happy.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cute

When you discover the forecast includes snow, freezing rain AND ice pellets.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #winter #snowstorm #winterstorm #humor #humour
The head of a husky coming out from a pile of snow; there's snow on the top of his head, and he is looking annoyed.
#Dogs #winter #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #winterstorm #snowstorm

It's that time of year -- the weird dogs are almost ripe!

#IKnowItsABear #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #bear #bears #animals #humor #humour
black bear looking down from the branches of a red pine tree
#animals #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear

Weird dog, catching up to you so you can give it a cuddle.

#IKnowItsABear #TheLastThingYouSee #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
POV: Black bear running on a highway behind you. There is snow on the side of the road and on the pine trees
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear #thelastthingyousee

The best audio engineer ever!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #audiotape
a husky trying to look innocent with audio tape all over its back, on the floor and a few strands still stuck in its mouth
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #audiotape

Sniffing out this whole Sunday thing.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #SundayFunday
a red fence with seven dog snouts sticking through it
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #sundayfunday

What most ancient Greek poets neglect to mention was that in addition to guarding the gates of Hades, Cerberus was also a floofy chonk.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cerberus #humor #humour #funny
Corgi panting and smiling at the camera, which looks like Cerberus, because he's wearing a collar with two extra corgi heads
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cerberus

"Your choice, man. Either I lose the wig, or you lose one of your legs."."

#dog #dogs #doggo #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
beige bulldog wearing a wig with two little buns and a cute bow around one of them, looks uncertain about it
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #doggo

These cool dudes look like they're about to drop an album. They need a good band name though, any ideas?

#cat #cats #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #catstodon #catsofmastodon #albumcover #band #humor #humour
A grey cat looking at the camera as though he's taking a selfie, along with his two rottweiler buddies standing behind him and a red-haired spaniel next to him -- they look like a rock band photo
#Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #band #albumcover

All hail the new Disney DoggoPope!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #croc #humor #humour #funny
chihuahua wearing a pink croc on its head, looking stoned/stupid and a bit like the pope -- there are buttons of Daisy Duck and Donald Duck in the croc holes
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #croc

Dog discovers that cats are *totally right* about how fun it is to sit in a box.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour #cute
dog looking very happy as it sits in a big cardboard box
#funny #Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #cute

Nice sub-woofers!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
big grey irish wolfhound on a leash, wearing saddlebags with two wirehaired dashunds peeking out from the pockets
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

Our monster-in-repose. Cocoa 65 lb baby terror.
#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

#Dogs #dog #dogsofmastodon

Absolutely. Good boi.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
big whit dog behind fence, with a sign on it that says: "Aware of Dog please pet dog"
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

"Corporal Doofus, reporting for dooty, sir!"

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #cute
cute golden puppy with a box stuck on its head, looking up and ot the right with a serious look on its face
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cute

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