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Weird dog enjoying the salad bar.

#IKnowItsABear #weirdDog #bear #bear #humor #humour
black bear standing on hind legs and licking seeds out of a bird feeder with its tongue, as seen through window
#humour #humor #bear #iknowitsabear #weirddog

Typography: it matters!

#weird #signs #humor #humour #typography #graphicdesign #kerning
a sign that says Fart Food, but is supposed to say art food. (Fusing visual art & culinary creativity)
#humour #humor #typography #weird #signs #graphicdesign #kerning

Cat expectations

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #humor #humour
painting of a tuxedo-colored cat being served milk by two cherubs and one cherub hovering over the cat's head with an ornate crown
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #caturday #humor #humour
two grey and white tabby cats -- on is sitting on a chair, squinting with murder in its other eye. The other is below it with its eyes crossed and a derpy look on its face and its tongue out
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When your imposter syndrome really kicks in.

#dog #dogs #dogstoson #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #impostersyndrome
a white dog with dark markings sitting at the yoke in a small airplane, squinting at the instrument panel
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #impostersyndrome #dogstoson

Saw this on FB…

#TTRPG #IndianaJones #Humor
Indy’s Dad slaps Indiana Jones after he says, "No one needs shelves of RPG books they haven’t or no longer play." Indy’s dad then says, "That's for blasphemy!"
#humor #ttrpg #indianajones

Pretty weird. Soylent green day is supposed to be on Friday.

#meat #SoylentGreen #weird #signs #humor #humour
sign at a meat counter with ground meat in it that says: Limit of 15 people in the meat
#humour #humor #weird #soylentgreen #signs #meat

Khajiit has special #caturday quest for you, adventurer!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #skyrim #oblivion #ElderScrolls
sphinx cat standing on hind legs and looking out from behind the door of a shed, looking mysterious and slightly hominid
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim

When you know it's coming, but you still react to the jump scare. [sound on]

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humour #humor
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

A raven, diagramming how he's going to murder us all.

#corvid #corvids #raven #ravens #painting #humour #humor
a raven with a paint brush in its beak, leaving smears of black and deep arterial red on a white canvas
#painting #humour #humor #corvid #raven #corvids #ravens

Five alarm call for the Irony Police!

#irony #fasteners #weird #signs #humor #humour
sign in a big box store that is hanging loosely at an angle, which says: fasteners
#humour #humor #irony #weird #signs #fasteners

Good morning, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about #caturday?

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
grey and white tabby cat with its face mashed into a screen door that's open an inch or so
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Don't worry, the Irony Police have already been alerted.

#ironic #irony #humor #humour #robot #robots
Woman using a broom to sweep up in a store that sells cleaning robots.
#humour #humor #irony #robots #robot #ironic

They have nothing but scorn for the poor English cucumber, slowly liquefying in the crisper.

#humor #humour
Three men wearing foppish clothes and looking effete with the caption: Butter watching the other food items in the fridge from its special tray.
#humour #humor

"No, you can't use this to dry your clothes. Not until I've had a chance to barf on everything, anyway."

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
cat looking perplexed and annoyed from inside a clothes dryer filled with linens
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Rules are for the dogs on #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #signs
A sign on a shop front that says: NOTICE - no pets allowed except trained service animals. And right next to the sign is a tuxedo cat looking cheeky.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #signs

Me and my perfectly normal thoughts.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #raccoon #TrashPanda #humor #humour
A racoon hugging a small dog as both look up at the camera
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #trashpanda #raccoon

Catzilla!

#caturday #cats #cat #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
grey tabby cat's head, stuck through a piece of cardboard with a godzilla-like body drawn below
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

I once asked a writer friend why she wrote, and she replied, with total sincerity: "For revenge."

#amwriting #writing #WritingCommunity #humor #humour
sign in the shape of an artists palette, with brushes on the side, that says: Study Art for prestige or spite
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #amwriting

When you finally finish your keto diet.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #keto #carbs #humor #humour
grey tabby kitten with its whole body curled around a baguette, which it is also licking
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #carbs #keto

Weird dog, trying to figure out if it's safe or not.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #meme
cute bear cub looking at a sign that says Caution Bear in the Area (but bear has been crossed out and MAN replaces it.)
#meme #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear

Anarchy in the UK

#humor #humour #animals #animal #weird #signs
Pelican sitting on a rail, with the ocean behind, on top of a sign that says: No sitting or standing on rails
#animals #humour #humor #animal #weird #signs

Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell

Where the banshees live and they do live well

#SpinalTap #ThisIsSpinalTap #AncientArchitecture #humor #humour #stonehenge
Tiny replica of stonehenge, built out of paving bricks on the sidewalk. There is an orange traffic cone looming next to it.
#humour #humor #SpinalTap #stonehenge #ancientarchitecture #thisisspinaltap

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