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Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Paused Because Losing Sharp Metal Body Panels On The Road Is Bad Or Something.
Large boomerang-shaped pieces of stainless steel flying off Teslas at highway speeds means delivery of incel caminos in US postponed.
PS: The Tesla Cybertruck sucks.
Read More: https://www.jalopnik.com/1811333/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-paused-reason/
#Tesla #Cybertruck #Swasticar #IncelCamino #TuckersBalls

Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Paused Because Losing Sharp Metal Body Panels On The Road Is Bad Or Something

The longer Cybertruck deliveries are held up, the longer the rest of the public gets to go without seeing these oligarch-enabling monstrosities on the road
Collin Woodard (Jalopnik)
#tesla #cybertruck #tuckersballs #incelcamino #swasticar

Porcine felon Trump and addled South Effrican Musk's firing and sidelining of government workers has already had many of its intended effects. They were able to raid the Treasury and create salaries for DOGE "employees," so that they can get paid to disrupt the day-to-day operations of critical government agencies.
It's a win-win for Musk and Trump and chaos for the rest of us.
#USGovernnent #USPolitics #Musk #Trump #TuckersBalls
#trump #musk #uspolitics #tuckersballs #usgovernnent

🥥 Hug the rocket:
Musk and Trump take their bromance to Fox News's Sean Hannity for a public relations makeover.
"Like Romeo and Juliet, these star-crossed lovers are tragically misunderstood, in this case by vile media. “They want a divorce,” Hannity declared. “They want you two to start hating each other..."
The "hug the rocket," comment came during discussion of Musk's SpaceX.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/19/trump-elon-musk-hannity-interview-fox-news
🥥
#USPolitics #FoxNews #Media #Musk #Trump #TuckersBalls
#trump #musk #media #foxnews #uspolitics #tuckersballs

🥥 What to say when you contact your members of the US House and Senate:
"Hello, my name is [NAME] and I live in [TOWN, STATE].
I am a constituent.
I am urging the Senator/Representative to do X, because Y.
Thank you."
For a lot more helpful tips like this one, there's THIS article:
https://emilyinyourphone.substack.com/p/everything-you-need-to-know-about
🥥
#USPolitics #CallingCongress #Advocacy #TuckersBalls
Photo of a pin-on button. Text on the button is: "The Gulf of America.The empty space between Trump's ears."

EVERYTHING you need to know about CALLING YOUR REPS

How to be heard in a time of chaos
Emily Amick (Emily in Your Phone)
#advocacy #uspolitics #tuckersballs #callingcongress

🥥 Trump Gets A Negative Review of His Gaza Plan.
X (left), the 4-year-old son of Elon Musk, picks his nose on Tuesday, February 11, 2025 as Donald J Trump looks on at right in the White House Oval Office.
Both are behind the Resolute Desk in the official Presidential office.
The 4-year-old used sign language to tell the other 4-year-old that he has boogers that are better than Trump's plan. 🥥
#Gaza #Musk #Trump #OvalOffce #TuckersBalls
Horizontal color photograph. Elon Musk's 4-year-old son X picks his nose (left) as Donald J Trump (right) looks at him in the White House Oval Office on February 11, 2025. Both are behind the Resolute Desk in the official Presidential office. A caption says, "I just picked a better Gaza plan than yours."
#trump #musk #gaza #tuckersballs #ovaloffce

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🥥 Remember Luigi?
Alleged health insurance exec slayer Luigi Mangione has made his first public statement since his arrest in the December 2024 CEO shooting in New York City.
His attorneys have set up a web page for him.
Mangione says he is overwhelmed and grateful for the support he's been getting from people who've been paying attention to his case.
https://www.salon.com/2025/02/15/i-am-overwhelmed-mangione-shares-first-public-statement-since-arrest-in-ceo/
🥥
#LuigiMangione #HealthInsurance #TuckersBalls

"I am overwhelmed": Luigi Mangione shares first public statement since arrest in UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting

Luigi Mangione shared his first public statement since his arrest, thanking his supporters for their mail.
Salon.com
#tuckersballs #healthinsurance #luigimangione

🥥 Let's call these young Elon Muskrateers who are ravaging government departments without legal authorization or security clearances what they really are: Saboteurs. 🥥
#USGovernmenr #Saboteurs #Musketeers #TuckersBalls
#tuckersballs #usgovernmenr #saboteurs #musketeers

🧵 Thread 37/x
🥥 The swearing in of Trump on January 20, 2025.
Nobody with more than 2 working brain cells believes that Trump will actually be in charge starting on Monday.
A coterie of billionaires, multi billionaires and foreign oligarchs will be pulling his strings.
Don't participate in a sham. Avoid the inauguration. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #PowerepsBehindThePresident #Musk #TuckersBalls
Cartoon: Standing to the right of the presidential lectern, Elon Musk holds a hand puppet that has one hand on the swearing-in Bible, while SCOTUS Chief Justice Roberts administers the oath of office.
#musk #uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #powerepsbehindthepresident

🧵 Thread 36/X
🥥 Trump on Diddy, "I love Diddy. ...You know he is a good friend of mine. He's a good guy. ...I think he's a good guy, I'm going to stick up for him."
Trump made these remarks at the 1:09:25 mark in the first episode of the 12th season of "The Apprentice,"
https://archive.org/details/TheApprenticeUSSeason11/The+Apprentice+(US)+S12E01+-+Hero+Worship.mp4
🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Trump #Diddy #JeffreyEpstein #VennDiagram #TuckersBalls
Venn diagram: Color photo of Trump at the intersection of a yellow circle marked Epstein Guest List, and a blue circle marked Diddy Guest List.

The Apprentice (US) Season 12 : One Three Media : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

The Celebrity Apprentice 5 (also known as The Apprentice 12) is the fifth installment of the reality game show The Celebrity Apprentice. ...
Internet Archive
#trump #venndiagram #uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #diddy #inaugurationsurvivalkit #jeffreyepstein

🧵 Thread 35/X
🥥 Rebranding the Republican Party.
Republicans have worked hard to convince voters that they are on the side of working people, when nothing could be further from the truth.
The ascent of Trump to the White House for the second time is a disaster for democracy and a triumph of disinformation, misinformation, and money in politics. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #CorporateMakeovers #GOP #Republicans #TuckersBalls
Corporations that have changed their logos. Listed are Federal Express, Microsoft, Target, and the Republican Party. The "before" image of the Republicans is a Confederate flag on top of a Nazi flag. The "after" image is the Republican red, white, and blue elephant.
#gop #republicans #uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #corporatemakeovers

🧵 Thread 34/x
🥥 You're going to hear a lot over the next 4 years about the Republican's mandate and their massive election win. Both are illusions.
Bear in mind that at 49.8%, Trump got less than half of the popular vote.
His "massive" win was only 1.5% more than his opponent, Kamala Harrism, a much more qualified candidate. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #VictoryMargins #Mandate #TuckersBalls
Cartoon by Lalo Alcaraz. Bar graph of Presidential election margins of victory from 2008 to 2024. From left: Obama 2008, 7.27%; Biden 2020, 4.45%; Bush 2004, 2.46%; Trump 2024, 1.5%. The Trump bar is a short, red mushroom with yellow spots on its cap.
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #mandate #inaugurationsurvivalkit #victorymargins

🧵 Thread 33/X
🥥 Promises made. Promises never to be kept.
Trump made a lot of promises during the campaign. That was easy for him to do because he had no intention of keeping any of them.
US-ians, this is your country on stoopid voters. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #UninformedVoters #TuckersBalls
Cartoon in the style of Charles Schulz' Peanuts. Charlie Browm, right, stands looking at a kneeling Lucy holding a football and talking. Lucy is telling Charlie, "Once we institute tariffs on foreign imports and then deport all the immigrants, the prices at the gas pump and the grocery store will drop,"
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #uninformedvoters

🧵 Thread 32/X
🥥 Be a thinking person: Avoid the inauguration on January 20, 2025. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Think #TuckersBalls
Color photo of Trump with a shit-eating grin overlaid with text that reads: "THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THE PEOPLE WHO THINK TRUMP IS LOOKING OUT FOR THEIR BEST INTEREST AND THE PEOPLE WHO THINK."
#uspolitics #Think #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit

🧵 Thread 31/X
🥥 Compare and contrast.
The descent of the office of the President of the United States from 1960 to 2025.
Eye was alive when President Kennedy was elected in 1960, ushering in an era known as Camelot with his lovely first lady Jacqueline,
On Monday, January 20, 2025, the curtain goes up on Little Shop of Horrors. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #TheKennedys #Trump #Melania #TuckersBalls
In my lifetime we went from this: pictures of John F. And Jacqueline Kennedy, to this: picture of Trump mocking a disabled person, and picture of his wife Melania modeling soft-core oorn.
#trump #uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #melania #inaugurationsurvivalkit #thekennedys

🧵 Thread 30/X
🥥 Emperor Trump.
Trump returns to office on January 20, 2025, with the powers of an emperor granted to him in a special dispensation by the US Suoreme Court.
Avoid the imperium. Avoid the inauguration on Monday. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #SCOTUS #TuckersBalls
Imperial statue of a sneering Trump with a tie and a US flag pin. It looks as if it's carved from marble.
#scotus #uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit

🧵 Thread 29/X
🥥 There are now 3 tiers of justice in the Untied Snakes:
One for ordinary people, one for the wealthy, and one established recently by the Supreme Court exclusively for Trump.
That's why this absolute shit-show of a human being is being allowed to take office on January 20, 2025. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #LegalSystem #TuckersBalls
Black and white illustration of a woman with her hair up holding a coffee cup. Overlaid text reads: "THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HANG THEM LAST TIME."
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #legalsystem

🧵 Thread 28/x
🥥 Always remember that Trump is most of all a con man.
He takes credit for things he didn't do, refuses blame for his fuck-ups, lies uncontrollably, is unreliable, dishonest, untrustworthy, and disconnected from reality.
Avoid the inauguration of the US's worst President. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Trump #ConMan #Clown #RonaldMcDonald #TuckersBalls
Fat Donald Trump in Ronald McDonald costume in front of a restaurant sign that reads: McConMan. Over 150 million conned.
#trump #clown #uspolitics #conman #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #ronaldmcdonald

🧵 Thread 27/X
🥥 According to his followers, Trump is the greatest US President.
Following Monday's Inauguration, Eye suggest he being work on replacing the faces of all the other President's on Mt Rushmore with his own face. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #MountRushmore #TuckersBalls
Photo of the Presidential faces on Mount Rushmore. All the faces have been replaced with faces of Trump sneering through his teeth.
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #mountrushmore #inaugurationsurvivalkit

🧵 Thread 26/x
🥥 Destroyed from within.
David Brinkley, on November 18, 1956, reported on his NBC Nightly News show that Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev said earlier that day, "We will take America without firing a shot. We do not have to invade the United States. We will bury you from within.”
On Monday, January 20, 2025, we'll be shoveling soil into the grave. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Trump #Khrushchev #TuckersBalls
Photo: Donald Trump raising thumbs on both hands. Inset above Trump is a black and white photo of Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev and his 11/18/1956, quote, "We will take America without firing a shot. We do not have to invade the US. We will destroy you from within."
#trump #uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #khrushchev

🧵 Thread 25/X
🥥 Hail to the Victim in Chief.
When you're a 78-year-old toddler with unaddressed daddy issues, no self-reflection, a bottomless pit of needs, poor impulse control, zero capacity for gratitude, and a holder of grudges, of course you're going to see yourself as a victim and your face is going to look like this. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Trump #Victim #Dictim #TuckersBalls
Vertical head and shoulders photo of a scowling Donald Trump. At the top is the word, "DICTIM." At the bottom are the words "Someone who acts like a total d*#k, and then acts like they're the victim.
#trump #uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #victim #inaugurationsurvivalkit #dictim

🧵 Thread 23/X
🥥 The results of the last US-ian election, which will be commemorated by an empty ceremony on Monday, are a reminder that people need a better understanding of who and what they are voting for.
Here are 3 tips. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Voting #TuckersBalls
Meme. 3 People to never trust. Photo of Pat Robertson: Religious leaders who tell you how to vote... Phot of Sen Ted Cruz (R-TX): Politicians who tell you how to pray... Photo of Donald Trump hugging a flag: Draft-dodgers who tell you how to be patriotic. Source: Occupy Democrats.
#voting #uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit

🧵 Thread 22/X
🥥 Hypocrisy is the most notable characteristic of the Right these days.
On Monday, a twice-impeached, degenerate convicted felon, and serial liar will place his hand on a Bible and utter an oath of which every word will be a lie.
Support lower blood pressure, skip this event. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Hypocrisy #TrumpSupporters #Atheists #TuckersBalls
Black and white photo. A man with his back to the camera holds up a sign that reads: "I'M A BETTER CHRISTIAN THAN ANY TRUMP SUPPORTER AND I'M AN ATHEIST."
#uspolitics #hypocrisy #inauguration #tuckersballs #atheists #trumpsupporters #inaugurationsurvivalkit

🧵 Thread 21/X
🥥 Devolution of the Republican Party.
On inauguration Monday, January 20th, we'll be putting the worst President the Untied Snakes ever had back into the Oval Office. That should give you enough reasons to convince you to do something other than watch the inauguration. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #WorstPresidentEver #DeclineOfGOP #TuckersBalls
Cartoonist Molton 2015 line drawing of the worsening of Republican Presidents. (Left to Right) Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Nixon, Reagan, G. Bush, W. Bush, Trump. The figures decline in size from left to right and become increasingly ape-like in appearance.
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #worstpresidentever #declineofgop

🧵 Thread 20/X
🥥 Is it going to get harder or easier to know who to hate after the inauguration?
Trump is married to an immigrant and JD Vance is married to a woman whose parents were Indian immigrants.
Trump can make a few extra bucks selling scorecards to his followers so they'll know who it's okay to hate. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Melania #MrsVance #TuckersBalls
Two photos side by side. (Left) Trump with Melania. (Right) JD Vance with Usha Vance. Caption above the photos reads: "I'm so confused. How do we know which immigrants we send back to their country and which ones we marry?"
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #melania #inaugurationsurvivalkit #mrsvance

🧵 Thread 19/X
🥥 On October 16th, 2015, Twitter user @cavalorn tweeted, "'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
The meme refers to regretful voters who vote for cruel and unjust policies and politicians and are surprised when their own lives become worse as a result.
Has the price of eggs gone down yet?
They're eating the faces. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #LeopardsEatingFaces #TuckersBalls
Illustration. Profile drawing of a growling leopard in a red circle on a white background. Text on the background: "The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. PROUD MEMBER. 'ITS NOT LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO EAT MY FACE.'"
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #leopardseatingfaces

🧵 Thread 18/X
🥥 Monday, January 20, 2025, will be a day of national embarrassment for the Untied Snakes.
On Martin Luther King Day, we'll be inaugurating our first fascist government.
Do yourself a favor and find wholesome things to do on Monday rather than pay any attention to this travesty. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Fascism #MartinLutherKingDay #TuckersBalls
Horizontal photo. At a campaign event, Trump (left) shakes the hand of his running mate JD Vance (right) who is giving a thumbs up with his left hand. Text overlaid on the image reads: "WHEN YOUR PARTY IS SO FULL OF SHIT THAT YOU NEED TWO ASSHOLES."
#fascism #uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #martinlutherkingday

🧵 Thread 17/X
🥥 He's eating the ducks. He's eating the cats.
(This photo may have been machine-generated.)
Your reminder that Monday's Inauguration of the US's first fascist President marks the official beginning of open season on the truth. Trump lied more than 30,000 times in his first go-round. How long will it take him to break that record? 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #BondVillain #Trump #TuckersBalls
Vertical photo. Trump appears to be seated aboard a private jet surrounded by cats and ducks, A large white Persian cat in Trump’s lap has its right paw over Trump’s right hand. You can tell this is Ai-generated because Trump doesn't like animals.
#trump #uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #bondvillain

🧵 Thread 16/X
🥥 Things to do instead of watching the inauguration on Monday: Wear a Hat and Love Your Cat Edition.
If watching the Untied Snakes slide into fascism on Martin Luther King Day is not your thing, show your disapproval with a cat in a hat. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #CatInAntiMAGAHat #TuckersBalls
Vertical photo. Woman wearing a red Trump hat at a rally holds up a cat that is also wearing a red cap. Text on the cat's hat reads: "*Fuck Trump."
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #catinantimagahat

🧵 Thread 15/45
🥥 Things to do rather than watch the inauguration, McDonald's Edition.
Buy stock in the burger-making chain. It's bound to go up during the 2nd term of its biggest booster. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #McDonalds #TuckersBalls
Vertical photo. Head and shoulders view of Trump without his orange makeup. He's wearing a red MAGA hat and a white polo shirt and looking obese. Overlaid on the photo is a sticker of the Ronald McDonald clown pointin a finger upward, and the words, "I DID THAT!".
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #mcdonalds #inaugurationsurvivalkit

🧵 Thread 14/45
🥥 Let the in-fighting begin!
Your reminder that before the crypto money-bros convinced Trump to name JD Vance as his Vice President, Vance wrote that Trump could be America's Hitler. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Trump #Vance #TuckersBalls
Horizontal color photo. Trump with maxi pad on his ear (left) and running mate JD Vance (right) at a campaign event. Both are grinning. Trump is giving a thumbs up, Vance is wearing a red T-shirt with the words, "I'm with America's Hitler," and an arrow pointing to Trump.
#trump #uspolitics #vance #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit

🧵 Thread 12/X
🥥 You'll be seeing a lot of these 2 people over the next 4 years. This is just a reminder that if you don't watch the inauguration, you won't see them on Monday, January 20th. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Trump #Vance #TuckersBalls
Horizontal color photograph. Trump (left) and Vance (right) stand next to one another at a campaign event. Text overlay reads: "HIDE THE YOUNG GIRLS AND THE LAZY BOYS."
#trump #uspolitics #vance #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit

🧵 Thread 11/45
🥥 Satirist Andy Borowitz offers a list of great moments in Republican history to view instead of watching Monday's Trump Inauguration 2.0. He also provides a reminder that the sequel to a bad movie is usually an even worse movie:
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/what-to-watch-instead-of-the-inauguration
🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #AndyBorowitz #TuckersBalls
Black background with text that reads: "A placeholder image to prevent that convicted felon from appearing on your timeline." And in much smaller letters,"THIS IMAGE IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN. REUSE ENCOURAGED." The letters are in white, except for the words, "that convicted felon," which are orange.

What to Watch Instead of the Inauguration

TBR Sunday Read
Andy Borowitz (The Borowitz Report)
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #andyborowitz

🧵 Thread 10/45
🥥 Remember, brave, brave Sir Donald is holding his inauguration indoors on January 20th because attendance is going to be low; not because the weather is going to be cold.
People who had received inauguration invitations -- for whom there is no room -- are being told that their tickets are just non-functional souvenirs now. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Crowds #TuckersBalls
Horizontal color photograph. Donald Trump Jr (left) howling like an ape and gesturing with his right arm, Donald Trump sucking air with a maxi pad on his ear (center), and Eric Trump (right) catching flies with his mouth while applauding at a campaign event. Text below the image: kitkat61969 It's a flesh wound. It's not like he was a 13-year-old girl getting an emergency C-section due to a forced pregnancy.
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #crowds #inaugurationsurvivalkit

🧵 Thread 9/45
🥥 Putin's poodle.
Manipulated photograph shows Russian leader Vladimir Putin walking Trump on a leash like a dog.
As you hear about the developments of the next 4 years, it will help you to decipher them if you ask the question, "How does this benefit Putin"?
What Trump does will always be to Putin's benefit. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #Putin #Trump #TuckersBalls
Horizontal PhotoShopped photo: Russian leader Vladimir Putin (right) walks Trump (left), who is the size of a 3-year-old child, on a dog lead. They're walking a path alongside what appears to be a canal, or perhaps the Potomac River.
#trump #putin #uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit

🧵 Thread 7/X
🥥 Do yourself a favor, avoid live coverage of the Monday, January 20th inauguration of a fascist in the Untied Snakes.
If anything important happens, you can catch up on the highlights on your favorite social medium, podcast, or newsletter at a later date. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #DemocracysEnd #TuckersBalls
Comic book-style drawing of an anxious-looking woman with blond hair holding a telephone handset to her ear. Her dialogue balloon reads: "Can't today. I'm busy watching the season finale of the United States."
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit #democracysend

🧵 Thread 5/X
🥥 If past is prologue, the second Trump administration will be much like the first.
A degenerate leader with no moral compass, 34 Felony convictions, beneficiary of legal cover-ups, and rapidly accelerating dementia is about to put his tiny hands on the levers of power again.
Eye smell a rat. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #InaugurationSurvivalKit #TuckersBalls
Line drawing of a yellow rat with a long tail curled beside it. The shape the rat's body and tail forms is a silhouette of Trump.
#uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs #inaugurationsurvivalkit

🧵 Thread 4/45
🥥 Trump dressed up for the inaugural ball in a tuxedo with tails.
Actualy this photomwas from his visit to England during his first term when he cosplayed a Downton Abbey valet. 🥥
#USPolitics #Inauguration #Trump #TuckersBalls
Vertical color photo. Trump dressed in tails for a dinner with the Queen of England during his first term. The poorly-fitted tux highlights his girth. Text overlay reads, "THE NAME IS BOND CAN'T AFFORD BOND."
#trump #uspolitics #inauguration #tuckersballs

🧵 Thread 3/45
🥥 Official flag of the fascist regime being installed in Washington, DC, on January 20, 2025.
Yes, it stinks. 🥥
#USPolitics #GadsdenFlag #Trump #Manure #TuckersBalls
Gadsden Flag parody. The coiled snake has been replaced with a coil of poo that has Trump’s face. Flies buzz around it. The phrase, "Dont Tread On Me," has been changed to, "Dont Laugh At Me."
#trump #uspolitics #manure #tuckersballs #gadsdenflag

🧵 Thread 2/45
🥥 Your reminder that all people -- the good, the bad, and the ugly -- are mortal.
Here, death experiences a near miss at the arcade. 🥥
#USPolitics #DavidLynch #Death #TheClaw #TuckersBalls
Cartoon. Death, a skeletal figure in a hooded black robe, plays with the arcade claw game. He's got a small person in the claw above the bin of other small figures. Text overlay reads: "David Lynch? That's not the 78 year old with weird hair that I wanted!"
#death #davidlynch #uspolitics #tuckersballs #theclaw

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