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Cerberus was a great guard-dog, but a terrible backseat driver.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #cerberus
Three white dogs in a backseat with their heads stuck between the two front seats, making them look like cerberus
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cerberus

This is the face of joyful panic.

#dog #dogstodon #dogsOfMastodon #dogs #humor #humour
a group of sheep, packed close to gether, with the head of a black dog poking out between two flanks, with it's tongue out excitedly
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

Basset. Melancholic and has a good nose. Stubborn.

#folklore #dogs #dogstodon #InternationalDogDay #MythologyMonday
#Dogs #folklore #dogstodon #mythologymonday #internationaldogday

Also while on the topic of dogs:

My family has running folklore that you get your personality from your first childhood dog. 😄 I was born alongside a litter of puli puppies so I am a fast learner and super high strung 😅

(I imagine this applies to other pets too?)

#folklore #dogs #dogstodon #InternationalDogDay #MythologyMonday
#Dogs #folklore #dogstodon #mythologymonday #internationaldogday

To be fair, it's important to stay hydrated!

[video description: person waters plants with a spritzer, when a borzoi dog's snout appears in the frame. It starts to drink from the spritzer nozzle.]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

Me and my perfectly normal thoughts.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #raccoon #TrashPanda #humor #humour
A racoon hugging a small dog as both look up at the camera
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #trashpanda #raccoon

Weird dog, trying to figure out if it's safe or not.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #meme
cute bear cub looking at a sign that says Caution Bear in the Area (but bear has been crossed out and MAN replaces it.)
#meme #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

#dune #dune2 #BeneGesserit #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
a white cat stands on its hind legs while hiding around a corner from two doberman pincers who haven't noticed it yet
#Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #benegesserit #dune #dune2

I don't know who needs to listen to a husky have a tantrum, but here you go! [sound on]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

I hope your Friday is going well, but just in case, here's a box full of puppies.

#dogs #dog #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute #cuteoverload #friday
box full of really cute rotweiller puppies, half of which have their adorable pink tongues sticking out
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cute #friday #cuteoverload

I'm too late for Wet Beast Wednesday, but I don't care -- this made me happy.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cute

When you discover the forecast includes snow, freezing rain AND ice pellets.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #winter #snowstorm #winterstorm #humor #humour
The head of a husky coming out from a pile of snow; there's snow on the top of his head, and he is looking annoyed.
#Dogs #winter #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #winterstorm #snowstorm

It's that time of year -- the weird dogs are almost ripe!

#IKnowItsABear #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #bear #bears #animals #humor #humour
black bear looking down from the branches of a red pine tree
#animals #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear

Weird dog, catching up to you so you can give it a cuddle.

#IKnowItsABear #TheLastThingYouSee #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
POV: Black bear running on a highway behind you. There is snow on the side of the road and on the pine trees
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear #thelastthingyousee

The best audio engineer ever!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #audiotape
a husky trying to look innocent with audio tape all over its back, on the floor and a few strands still stuck in its mouth
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #audiotape

Sniffing out this whole Sunday thing.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #SundayFunday
a red fence with seven dog snouts sticking through it
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #sundayfunday

What most ancient Greek poets neglect to mention was that in addition to guarding the gates of Hades, Cerberus was also a floofy chonk.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cerberus #humor #humour #funny
Corgi panting and smiling at the camera, which looks like Cerberus, because he's wearing a collar with two extra corgi heads
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cerberus

"Your choice, man. Either I lose the wig, or you lose one of your legs."."

#dog #dogs #doggo #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
beige bulldog wearing a wig with two little buns and a cute bow around one of them, looks uncertain about it
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #doggo

These cool dudes look like they're about to drop an album. They need a good band name though, any ideas?

#cat #cats #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #catstodon #catsofmastodon #albumcover #band #humor #humour
A grey cat looking at the camera as though he's taking a selfie, along with his two rottweiler buddies standing behind him and a red-haired spaniel next to him -- they look like a rock band photo
#Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #band #albumcover

All hail the new Disney DoggoPope!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #croc #humor #humour #funny
chihuahua wearing a pink croc on its head, looking stoned/stupid and a bit like the pope -- there are buttons of Daisy Duck and Donald Duck in the croc holes
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #croc

Dog discovers that cats are *totally right* about how fun it is to sit in a box.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour #cute
dog looking very happy as it sits in a big cardboard box
#funny #Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #cute

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