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Why are you getting so upset?

#weird #signs #humor #humour
Sign that says: The first rule of passive aggressive club is ... You know what, nevermind, it's FINE.
#humour #humor #weird #signs

No complaints about this sign. Excellent advice.

#animals #animal #skunk #skunks #weird #signs #humor #humour
sign in a forest that says: Do not pet the fart squirrels with a picture of a skunk
#animals #humour #humor #animal #weird #signs #skunks #skunk

You know, you can grill them perfectly, and they still taste kinda' funny.

#clown #coulrophobia #anthropophagia #humor #humor #weird #signs
roadside sign -- a harlequin clown holding a text banner that says: Clown Hamburgers
#humor #weird #Coulrophobia #clown #signs #anthropophagia

Same here, sad humidifier, same here.

#appliances #weird #signs #humor #humour #existentialism #ennui
a humidifier that has a hand-made label on it that says: I still work but the light in me has gone
#humour #humor #ennui #existentialism #weird #signs #appliances

That is one stairwell you want to avoid.

#weird #signs #humor #humour
warning sign on a set of stairs with the following text: toilet out of order please use floor below
#humour #humor #weird #signs

Seriously, though, the worry tongs would work better. Don't even think about using the distress fork!

#weird #signs #humor #humour
image showing a hand reaching for food and a sign that says [sic]: "Don't the food with bare hands - use the concern spoon"
#humour #humor #weird #signs

But wait, don't I have to exist BEFORE I can pay the parking fee?

Proofreading: It matters!

#weird #signs #typo #proofreading #humor #humour
sign in a parking garage that says [sic]: Please pay your parking fee before existing
#humour #humor #proofreading #weird #signs #typo

An alternative explanation for why McDonald's sales are down.

#weird #signs #humor #humour
sign on wall with mcdonald's logo: This toilet is currently out of order Please use [tear in sign revealing a sign underneath that says] Children's Ball Pit Ronal McDonal's [sic] Secret Play Space
#humour #humor #weird #signs

In this corner of Ireland, nobody dies in their bed.

#ireland #crazy #signs #humor #humour #existentialism
a rough track on the side of a hill leading to a steep decline, in ireland, with a speed limit sign in the foreground that says 100 km/h
#humour #humor #ireland #existentialism #signs #crazy

And don't get me started on the contemptuous clam chowder.

Proofreading: it matters!

#weird #signs #soup #soups #humor #humour
clapboard sign that says: Campbells condescend tomato or chicken noodle soup 95 cents -- (for Marc's)
#humour #humor #weird #signs #Soups #soup

Typography: it matters!

#weird #signs #humor #humour #typography #graphicdesign #kerning
a sign that says Fart Food, but is supposed to say art food. (Fusing visual art & culinary creativity)
#humour #humor #typography #weird #signs #graphicdesign #kerning

Pretty weird. Soylent green day is supposed to be on Friday.

#meat #SoylentGreen #weird #signs #humor #humour
sign at a meat counter with ground meat in it that says: Limit of 15 people in the meat
#humour #humor #weird #soylentgreen #signs #meat

Five alarm call for the Irony Police!

#irony #fasteners #weird #signs #humor #humour
sign in a big box store that is hanging loosely at an angle, which says: fasteners
#humour #humor #irony #weird #signs #fasteners

Rules are for the dogs on #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #signs
A sign on a shop front that says: NOTICE - no pets allowed except trained service animals. And right next to the sign is a tuxedo cat looking cheeky.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #signs

Anarchy in the UK

#humor #humour #animals #animal #weird #signs
Pelican sitting on a rail, with the ocean behind, on top of a sign that says: No sitting or standing on rails
#animals #humour #humor #animal #weird #signs

They mostly come at night... mostly.

#aliens #newt #spiders #spider #infestation #weird #signs #humor #humour
wooden door with a home-made sign on it that says: The spider infestation problem is mostly resolved.
#humour #humor #weird #newt #signs #spider #spiders #infestation #aliens

This is much more calming than the ego mausoleum.

#DIYdeath #humor #humour #weird #signs
A very basic sign that says "self cemetery" in a field of grass with trees behind it
#humour #humor #weird #signs #diydeath

Remind me to NEVER go to this restaurant.

Proofreading: it matters!

#signs #weird #editing #proofreading #writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour
sign on door that says: Due to unforseen circumcisions the dining room will be closed this evening!! Sorry for the inconvenience. Open for takout and delivery only!!
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #weird #signs #editing

Ironically, their sign was designed by the Society for Workable Simplicity.

#humor #humour #writing #writingcommunity #typography #signs
plain sign that says "centre for useless splendour" on the side of a building.
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #typography #signs

Here's to making that right turn!

#sign #signs #weird #humor #humour #existentialism
black and white photo of two signs in a forest: on top, it says "same old mistakes" and points left. Below, it says "glorious new mistakes" and points right.
#humour #humor #existentialism #weird #sign #signs

Fine, but it doesn't say anything about a nice bit of graffiti

#weird #signs #humor #humour #stickers
sticker on a curb with the text scratched up: All stickers except stickers about stickers being prohibited are prohibited
#humour #humor #weird #signs #stickers

Unless expressly allowed ... it is forbidden!

#signs #weird #strange #humor #humour
suburban street with trees and a hedge, and a prominent sign that has the red circle with slash through it, but on a white background
#humour #humor #weird #signs #strange

Typography: It's Important!

#humor #humour #writing #writingcommunity #signs #typography #graphicdesign
Christmas lights in red boxes with the label: 10 Fuckering Lights. It's supposed to say flickering but they chose a terrible typeface.
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #typography #signs #graphicdesign

Kinda the opposite of: "Let's party!"

#humor #funny #humour #signs #FeelFreetoReplyWiththatAirplaneGif
yellow sign in front of brick walll that says: Never in the historyy of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.
#funny #humour #humor #signs #feelfreetoreplywiththatairplanegif

Not even the cute ones?

#robots #AI #signs #humor #humour #funny
red neon sign with a background of spam labels that reads: Do Not Trust Robots Eve De Haan It is what it is Space Sation Gallery 159 Bermondy street, se13ux #spacestation_hq
#funny #ai #humour #humor #robots #signs

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