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"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

#animals #animal #raccoon #humor #humour #thegodfather2
two raccoons: one has its paws under the other's chin and its snout next to the others face, in an appearance of an embrace and kiss
#animals #humour #humor #animal #raccoon #thegodfather2

Welcome to a very scaaaaary #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofMastodon #humor #humour
tabby cat with mouth open and slightly dopy look on its face, next to a picture of it dressed as a vampire
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Writing advice that won't work anymore, but I still like the sentiment!

#writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour #MarkTwain
Mark Twain's head: "Substitute damn every time you're inclined to write very; your editor will delete it an the writing will be just as it should be." ~Mark Twain
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #marktwain

So ... always turn off? I'm just gonna jam a screwdriver in it to be safe.

#proofreading #editing #writing #humor #humour #weird #sign
very confusing sign on a power box that says: Important do not never turn off
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #weird #sign #editing

Did I turn off the stove? Hey wait, is the door locked or not? Remember that embarrassing thing that happened 32 years ago! Now you do! Boo!

#humor #humour #halloween
image of a brain with caption: I don't need to go to a haunted house. I hang out with this mfer every day. by aborteddreams
#humour #humor #halloween

Cromulent infographic.

#infographics #infographic #anxiety #humor #humour
Infographic of a pink ring with a band of red in it and arrows indicating circulation Pink: underlying anxiety about the next thing Red: The thing being fine
#anxiety #humour #humor #infographics #infographic

Why 70s kids have vision problems now.

#vintage #camera #humor #humour
old camera with a giant stack of flash bulbs on it with caption: "Okay, go stand next to grandma while I temporarily blind you."
#humour #humor #vintage #camera

Ah, another relaxing #caturday

#cat #cats #catsodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
kitten lying on a cat bed on its back, with its paws tucked behind its head like a human
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catsodon

The song of his people.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
cat standing at toy piano with mouth next to microphone. caption: the next one is called "where the hell is my food susan?"
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

No complaints about this sign. Excellent advice.

#animals #animal #skunk #skunks #weird #signs #humor #humour
sign in a forest that says: Do not pet the fart squirrels with a picture of a skunk
#animals #humour #humor #animal #weird #signs #skunks #skunk

Wasaaaap?

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
orange and white cat with its mouth open, tongue out and eyes crossed on a patio near a gazebo
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Born to Pun

#humor #humour #pun #puns
Keyboard showing F12 key an the Print Screen key, with the word, "Bruce" written above Print Screen
#humour #humor #puns #pun

And I-i-iiiiiiiiii will always love you ...

Hoping you can hit the high notes this #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
siamese cat with its mouth open and eyes closed, appearing to be singing
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

*Sniffs out the fish department.* "If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose."

#LOTR #humor #humour
caption: When your local supermarket changes the layout grocery aisles with gandalf looking confused: "I have no memory of this place."
#humour #humor #lotr

You know, you can grill them perfectly, and they still taste kinda' funny.

#clown #coulrophobia #anthropophagia #humor #humor #weird #signs
roadside sign -- a harlequin clown holding a text banner that says: Clown Hamburgers
#humor #weird #Coulrophobia #clown #signs #anthropophagia

Some days you just want to say "fuck it" and take your llama for a car ride.

#WednesdayWisdom #WednesdayVibes #llama #wednesday #humor #humour
llama poking its long neck and head out of a car window in old black and white photo
#humour #humor #wednesday #llama #WednesdayVibes #wednesdaywisdom

Dudetruvian Man

#theBigLewbowski #TheDude #humor #humour #daVinci
Vitruvian Man, except it's the dude from the big lewbowski (and he's holding a bowling ball and a white russian)
#humour #humor #davinci #thedude #thebiglewbowski

Squirrel karma

#animal #animals #squirrel #squirrels #humor #humour
grey squirrel trapped inside a birdfeeder
#animals #squirrels #humour #humor #animal #squirrel

The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a Jedi master in the depths of an ether binge.

#StarWars #HunterSThompson #humor #humour #spoof
Star wars Landspeeder: Luke Skywalker (passenger side) as Hunter S. Thompson and Obi Wan Kenobi as Oscar Zeta Acosta (driving). C3PO is in the back seat and they're being chased by Imperial droids
#humour #humor #starwars #spoof #huntersthompson

This is the face of joyful panic.

#dog #dogstodon #dogsOfMastodon #dogs #humor #humour
a group of sheep, packed close to gether, with the head of a black dog poking out between two flanks, with it's tongue out excitedly
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

Man, that line between very funny and mockingly funny is razor-thin!

#humor #humour #infographics #lol #laughter

Alt text:
ha - not funny at all
hah - sort of funny
haha - just humorous
hahah - funny but not "lol"
hahaha - genuinely funny
hahahah- "lol"
hahahaha - very funny
hahahahah - mockingly funny
Infographic: ha - not funny at all hah - sort of funny haha - just humorous hahah - funny but not "lol" hahaha - genuinely funny hahahah- "lol" hahahaha - very funny hahahahah - mockingly funny
#humour #humor #lol #infographics #laughter

It's every pie delivery boy's worst nightmare.

#clowns #clown #coulrophobia #humor #humour
The corner of a building. On one side, a guy delivering a cart full of pies. On the other side of the building, two clowns, looking dangerous
#humour #humor #Coulrophobia #clowns #clown

Look, it's Little Jerry Seinfeld!

#seinfeld #kramer #rooster #humor #humour
small rooster standing in white tennis shoes
#humour #humor #seinfeld #rooster #kramer

Here's to a thoughtful and creative #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
cute tabby kitten with white belly and muzzle lying back on a purple led keyboard, looking up
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

The caption is perfect if you imagine Werner Herzog is narrating.

#SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal #SMBC #WernerHerzog #humor #humour #existentialism
Cartoon by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: father with small child on its shoulders chasing another child. Small child: faster papa, faster. Father: Ha! Okay sweet pea! Other child: This is the best day! I'm gonna remember this for the rest of my life. Caption underneath the cartoon: Later, it turned out the people in the comic were just pictures, without any past or future. Less than dead, they never were.
#humour #humor #existentialism #smbc #wernerherzog #saturdaymorningbreakfastcereal

Same here, sad humidifier, same here.

#appliances #weird #signs #humor #humour #existentialism #ennui
a humidifier that has a hand-made label on it that says: I still work but the light in me has gone
#humour #humor #ennui #existentialism #weird #signs #appliances

Dear Hollywood: Please make this movie.

Suggested title: Nyan Bonaparte.

#nyan #cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #humor #humour
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #nyan

Brilliant advertising

#writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour #editing
sign that says: edtiors watned [sic] with an address at the bottom
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #editing

Adorable blep sandwich.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofMastodon #humor #humour #blep
really cute grey cat with big pupils and its tongue stuck out just a little, with a piece of bread above and below its head
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #blep

Happy Friday all! Weekend plans: loafing!

#dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #friday
a loaf of bread (Toast American Style brand) fanned out of its bag And a dog with lots of wrinkles in its fur, looking also like a loaf of bread fanned out the bag -- same brand
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #friday #dogstadon

I bet they ruined almost every meeting of the Inklings.

#writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour #jrrtolkien #CSLewis
Writer Fights Cartoon of JRR Tolkien saying: What was your book called again? the lion the witch and the bore-drobe. Cartoon of CS Lewis saying: Clever insult! Are they going to squeeze three movies out of that too?
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #cslewis #jrrtolkien

Some days you just need to say "fuck it" and go for a ride on your ostrich.

#ostrich #animals #animal #humor #humour
black and white photo of a woman riding an ostrich, with about a dozen other ostriches in the background
#animals #humour #humor #animal #Ostrich

Friendly reminder for all my writing tootsies.

#writing #writingcommunity #writers #writerslife #humor #humour #quotes #quote #kafka
woman in bed looking at book, with a claw-like hand coming up at the end of the bed and the quote: A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. ~ Franz Kafka
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #quotes #quote #writers #writerslife #kafka

Typography AND punctuation -- they BOTH matter.

#label #labels #syrup #typography #punctuation #humor #humour
bottles on a shelf -- the labels have a stack of pancakes on them, and they say: OH! BOY syrup.
#humour #humor #typography #labels #punctuation #syrup #label

Catsimoto at work.

#cat #cats #catsodon #CatsofMastodon #Caturday #humor #humour
a brown tabby cat reaching up for a bell rope -- the bell is visible as is a beautiful cliffline and sea vista
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catsodon

Welcome to a sleepy #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
extreme close up of a cat's snout as it yawns -- it's pink tongue is out
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

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