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Sure, you're chill. But are you cabybara-at-the-beach chill?

#animal #animals #capybara #mood #tuesday #humor #humour
capybara hanging out at the beach, looking chill and cool, with a little bird riding on its back
#animals #humour #humor #animal #tuesday #mood #capybara

It's Sunday, so here's your Jesus-related cat content.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #Sunday #humor #humour
a white cat sitting on top of a couch with a white statue of jesus behind it, contrasted by a bright blue wall. The cat looks like it has its arms out
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #sunday

Doofus and Derp, getting ready for a busy #Caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
a tuxedo cat standing with it's two front paws on top of the head of a black cat with a white bib -- the latter looks a bit stunned by the whole thing
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"This is your last chance... You take the blue squeaky toy—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red squeaky toy—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." –Meowpheus

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #SFF #TheMatrix
ragdoll cat wearing a pair of round sunglasses, looking like morpheus from the matrix
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #sff #thematrix

In this corner of Ireland, nobody dies in their bed.

#ireland #crazy #signs #humor #humour #existentialism
a rough track on the side of a hill leading to a steep decline, in ireland, with a speed limit sign in the foreground that says 100 km/h
#humour #humor #ireland #existentialism #signs #crazy

Nothing to see here. Just a big weird dog picking out a little treat.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #animals #animal #humour #humor
#animals #humour #humor #animal #bears #bear #iknowitsabear

And don't get me started on the contemptuous clam chowder.

Proofreading: it matters!

#weird #signs #soup #soups #humor #humour
clapboard sign that says: Campbells condescend tomato or chicken noodle soup 95 cents -- (for Marc's)
#humour #humor #weird #signs #Soups #soup

The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
sphinx cat sitting in a tub of milk, with pretty flowers floating in the tub with him. the cat looks angry
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

More evidence we live in a simulation.

#existentialism #metaphysics #simulation #humor #humour
low cliff next to a road with a bit of graffiti that says: "sample text"
#humour #humor #existentialism #simulation #metaphysics

Some days you just need to say "f*ck it" and take your falcon grocery shopping.

#animals #animal #birds #bird #birb #humor #humour #absurd #existentialism
out of focus shot of a falcon sitting on top of a grocery cart while a man looks at the meat counter
#animals #humour #humor #animal #birds #existentialism #absurd #bird #birb

Welcome to a cheeky #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsofMastodon #humor #humour #mlem
a pretty white cat with grey cheeks and ears, sitting in a dryer, with its very pink tongue sticking out.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #mlem

Weird dog enjoying the salad bar.

#IKnowItsABear #weirdDog #bear #bear #humor #humour
black bear standing on hind legs and licking seeds out of a bird feeder with its tongue, as seen through window
#humour #humor #bear #iknowitsabear #weirddog

Typography: it matters!

#weird #signs #humor #humour #typography #graphicdesign #kerning
a sign that says Fart Food, but is supposed to say art food. (Fusing visual art & culinary creativity)
#humour #humor #typography #weird #signs #graphicdesign #kerning

Cat expectations

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #humor #humour
painting of a tuxedo-colored cat being served milk by two cherubs and one cherub hovering over the cat's head with an ornate crown
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #caturday #humor #humour
two grey and white tabby cats -- on is sitting on a chair, squinting with murder in its other eye. The other is below it with its eyes crossed and a derpy look on its face and its tongue out
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When your imposter syndrome really kicks in.

#dog #dogs #dogstoson #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #impostersyndrome
a white dog with dark markings sitting at the yoke in a small airplane, squinting at the instrument panel
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #impostersyndrome #dogstoson

Pretty weird. Soylent green day is supposed to be on Friday.

#meat #SoylentGreen #weird #signs #humor #humour
sign at a meat counter with ground meat in it that says: Limit of 15 people in the meat
#humour #humor #weird #soylentgreen #signs #meat

Khajiit has special #caturday quest for you, adventurer!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #skyrim #oblivion #ElderScrolls
sphinx cat standing on hind legs and looking out from behind the door of a shed, looking mysterious and slightly hominid
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim

When you know it's coming, but you still react to the jump scare. [sound on]

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humour #humor
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

A raven, diagramming how he's going to murder us all.

#corvid #corvids #raven #ravens #painting #humour #humor
a raven with a paint brush in its beak, leaving smears of black and deep arterial red on a white canvas
#painting #humour #humor #corvid #raven #corvids #ravens

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