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Mr. Crouton, celebrating his ascendancy on this International Cat Day.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #internationalcatday #humor #humour
tuxedo cat with green eyes sitting on a park sign that says: no dogs. no not even little ones.
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #internationalcatday

How to tell when the mosquitos are really bad.

#summer #canada #pic #mosquito #humor #humour
person using a lit mosquito coil as an earing
#canada #humour #humor #summer #pic #mosquito

The Lord of #Caturday bids you welcome!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
tuxedo cat sitting in a cat tree like it's a throne
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"Look, I’ve got nothing against Queequeg. He’s a nice guy. And he can spy a whale-spout in a hurricane. And swim like a dolphin. And hit a nickel-sized moving target in open water in one steel stroke. But all those “biggee” tattoos? Tell me they don’t scream “diversity hire.”

Love it!

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/id-be-lead-harpooner-on-the-pequod-if-it-wasnt-for-these-dei-hires

#DEI #Humor

I’d Be Lead Harpooner on the Pequod If It Wasn’t For These DEI Hires

You know, I wouldn’t say this to just anyone. I’m not one to gam and gossip around the old grog-cooler. But I know you’re a good New England boy wo...
McSweeney's Internet Tendency
#humor #dei

The best IT department.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
orange tabby chewing at a cable going into a laptop, looking demonic
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

An alternative explanation for why McDonald's sales are down.

#weird #signs #humor #humour
sign on wall with mcdonald's logo: This toilet is currently out of order Please use [tear in sign revealing a sign underneath that says] Children's Ball Pit Ronal McDonal's [sic] Secret Play Space
#humour #humor #weird #signs

Contrast: It matters!

#design #graphicdesign #contrast #typography #humor #humour
a rug design that is supposed to say Nothing Is Impossible, but because of the low contrast, it says: Nothing is possible.
#humour #humor #typography #design #graphicdesign #contrast

When your #caturday is going a little TOO well.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
cute tabby kitten with white belly asleep inside a package of beer bottles, it's head lolling outside the carton
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

I hope everyone's feeling in the pink, this cute #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #humor #humour
a fluffy cat wearing a little pin princess crown and pink balloons behind it
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When samatha and vipassana aren't enough.

#humor #humour #meditation #buddhism
Brass knuckles with the head of buddha on each knuckle
#meditation #buddhism #humour #humor

Warning: #Caturday ennui can make your head heavy.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
a cute little grey tabby cat sitting next to a cement step, resting its head on the step above
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Sure, you're chill. But are you cabybara-at-the-beach chill?

#animal #animals #capybara #mood #tuesday #humor #humour
capybara hanging out at the beach, looking chill and cool, with a little bird riding on its back
#animals #humour #humor #animal #tuesday #mood #capybara

It's Sunday, so here's your Jesus-related cat content.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #Sunday #humor #humour
a white cat sitting on top of a couch with a white statue of jesus behind it, contrasted by a bright blue wall. The cat looks like it has its arms out
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #sunday

Doofus and Derp, getting ready for a busy #Caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
a tuxedo cat standing with it's two front paws on top of the head of a black cat with a white bib -- the latter looks a bit stunned by the whole thing
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"This is your last chance... You take the blue squeaky toy—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red squeaky toy—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." –Meowpheus

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #SFF #TheMatrix
ragdoll cat wearing a pair of round sunglasses, looking like morpheus from the matrix
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #sff #thematrix

In this corner of Ireland, nobody dies in their bed.

#ireland #crazy #signs #humor #humour #existentialism
a rough track on the side of a hill leading to a steep decline, in ireland, with a speed limit sign in the foreground that says 100 km/h
#humour #humor #ireland #existentialism #signs #crazy

Nothing to see here. Just a big weird dog picking out a little treat.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #animals #animal #humour #humor
#animals #humour #humor #animal #bears #bear #iknowitsabear

And don't get me started on the contemptuous clam chowder.

Proofreading: it matters!

#weird #signs #soup #soups #humor #humour
clapboard sign that says: Campbells condescend tomato or chicken noodle soup 95 cents -- (for Marc's)
#humour #humor #weird #signs #Soups #soup

The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
sphinx cat sitting in a tub of milk, with pretty flowers floating in the tub with him. the cat looks angry
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

More evidence we live in a simulation.

#existentialism #metaphysics #simulation #humor #humour
low cliff next to a road with a bit of graffiti that says: "sample text"
#humour #humor #existentialism #simulation #metaphysics

Some days you just need to say "f*ck it" and take your falcon grocery shopping.

#animals #animal #birds #bird #birb #humor #humour #absurd #existentialism
out of focus shot of a falcon sitting on top of a grocery cart while a man looks at the meat counter
#animals #humour #humor #animal #birds #existentialism #absurd #bird #birb

Welcome to a cheeky #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsofMastodon #humor #humour #mlem
a pretty white cat with grey cheeks and ears, sitting in a dryer, with its very pink tongue sticking out.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #mlem

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