That still might not be enough.

#coffee #coffeetime #monday #mondaymood #mondaymotivation #funny #humour #humor

Show those teefs for #caturday

#cat #cats #caststodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #cheetah #animals

And now I'd like to play you a little number I call "#caturday"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny

Shut up while the adults talk, Bob.

#weirddog #IKnowTheyreWolves #wolf #wolves #animals #humor #humour #funny

Ah, the immortal Bozart.

https://geni.us/TheAmadeusNet

#mozart #bach #classicalmusic #novels #book #books #bookstodon #humor #humour #funny

Me, and how well I understand quantum mechanics.

#animal #animals #penguin #penguins #humor #humour #funny #art #painting #renaissance #quantummechani cs

As foretold in the ancient prophecies!

#bear #bears #animal #animals #weirddog #IKnowItsABear #humor #humour #funny

Look at this magnificent bastard go!

#dog #dogs #doggo #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #hesGotALadder! #humor #humour #funny

#caturday, coming thru!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #library #books #bookstore #humor #humour

Spanisch ist offensichtlich die zweit wichtigste Sprache Amerikas. Weit dahinter, aber direkt dahinter, liegt Deutsch.

https://language.mki.wisc.edu/the-german-language-in-america/

Grund dafür ist, dass, wenn ein Amerikaner sich auf Deutsch wendet, das ist bereits die Botschaft.

#fremdsprache #ehe #humor

Mom! The other calves are watching!

#cow #calf #animals #cute #funny #humor #humour

Sorry, Bessie, but it's #caturday, not #cowdurday.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cuteoverload #humor #humour

Weekend plans.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #CaturdayEve #funny #humor #humour

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Weird dog having an existential crisis.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #yesIknowItsABear #sunbear #animals #existential #funny #humor #humour

Anyone else enjoying Good Omens 2?

#goodomens #bible #sundayfunday #noahsarc #humor #humour #funny

I find your lack of num-nums disturbing.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #funny #humor #humour

When there's no box, but you're still determined to have a fun #caturday.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #lion #lions #animals #funny #humor #humour

When you're possessed by Beelzebub, but you still get to have some ice cream.

#icecream #funny #humor #humour

Europeans love to ridicule Americans for not having affordable health care. They just don't understand: it's a different culture.

#healthcare #humor

I used to worry about how much discussion revolved around entertainment possibilities, even though civilization faced so many obviously serious crises.

With climate collapse now all but inevitable, I'm greatly relieved that my future competitors are occupying themselves with entertainment possibilities.

#barbenheimer #climatecrisis #apocalypse #humor

Absolutely. Good boi.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny

Some days you just want to say "fuck it" and take your giant corn cob to the mall.

#corncob #corn #escalator #humor #humour #funny

A contagious Monday mood.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #yawn #funny #humor #humour

"Corporal Doofus, reporting for dooty, sir!"

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #cute

Hi hooman. I've made a terrible mistake.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #funny #humor #humour

Welcome to a very cutting #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cute #knife #humor #humour #funny

The more complex any system is, the greater the probability that it should experience friction with any other complex system: there are simply more potential feature mismatches, statistically speaking.

— posting for a friend

#statistics #humor

"Very dangerous, Indy. You go first."

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cute #funny #humor #humour

The Russian adjunct deputy for military mobilisation in Krasnodar, Stanislav Rzhitsky, was shot dead on Monday during his morning jog. He was a fervent user of Strava, a fitness tracking app. The course of his penultimate run was 'liked' by Kyrylo Budanov, the head of Ukraine's intelligence service.

It isn't every day that you find a job where your sense of humor is considered an asset.

https://www.nextinpact.com/lebrief/72072/le-renseignement-militaire-ukrainien-detaille-elimination-dun-commandant-russe-adepte-strava

#ukraine #russia #humor #psyop

After French police attacked protesters for protesting the street execution of a teen-ager of Algerian descent, new protests against police violence have been announced. The police have forbidden these protests.

https://www.tagesschau.de/ausland/europa/proteste-frankreich-160.html

Protest organiser Binem Pört responded to the police announcement with, "No problem. You can just shoot us. Find someone else to live in your racist country. Oh, but I forget."

#racism #France #policeviolence #parody #humor

The Federal government is considering ground-breaking legislation making predatory lending illegal. Housing rights activists have applauded the move.

The bill's main sponsor, Senator Ben Coyflich, said in a press announcement, "In the future, anyone caught accepting a predatory loan faces two years in prison. That means that a person who has lost his home due to unregulated banking practices will get housing in a federal penitentiary, which shall also bring much needed economic support to the growing number of towns and communities dependent on the prison industry. Everyone is a winner."

When asked whether this is not the same logic of the so-called 'war on drugs,' Coyflich replied, "Yes, exactly. If there is anything that federal drug policy has taught us over the past 50 years, the best way to regulate at the highest level is to eradicate at the lowest."




#parody #humor #BankingCrisis #HousingCrisis #käuflich

The Federal government is considering ground-breaking legislation making predatory lending illegal. Housing rights activists have applauded the move.

The bill's main sponsor, Senator Ben Coyflich, said in a press announcement, "In the future, anyone caught accepting a predatory loan faces two years in prison. That means that a person who has lost his home due to unregulated banking practices will get housing in a federal penitentiary, which shall also bring much needed economic support to the growing number of towns and communities dependent on the prison industry. Everyone is a winner."

When asked whether this is not the same logic of the so-called 'war on drugs,' Coyflich replied, "Yes, exactly. If there is anything that federal drug policy has taught us over the past 50 years, the best way to regulate at the highest level is to eradicate at the lowest."

#parody #humor #BankingCrisis #HousingCrisis #käuflich

When graphic design is your gift.

#Funny #Fun #Humor #LOL #Humour