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Sure, the cover art is terrible, but when you realize it's an audio cookbook...

#crapAlbumCovers #oldmedia #cookbooks #humor #humour #anthropophagia
An old album cover: Aunt Bertha presents Family Favorites Featureing: (small b&w headshots) Susie Gary Jane Mike Lynelle. Aunt Bertha is pictured in the top right quadrant of the album, looking hungry
#humour #humor #oldmedia #anthropophagia #cookbooks #crapalbumcovers

Happy Friday everyone!

#friday #fridayvibes #humor #humour
bubbles on the top of a beer glass that look like a big happy face
#humour #humor #friday #FridayVibes

Seriously, though, the worry tongs would work better. Don't even think about using the distress fork!

#weird #signs #humor #humour
image showing a hand reaching for food and a sign that says [sic]: "Don't the food with bare hands - use the concern spoon"
#humour #humor #weird #signs

That is one smug marsupial.

#IKNOWItsAPlatypus #platypusLife #platypus #humor #humour #animals
A platypus being held up by human hands with a look of self-satisfaction on its face
#animals #humour #humor #platypus #platypuslife #iknowitsaplatypus

Today on Re-Creative, @ilanderz and I welcome back writer and editor Ira Nayman to help us appreciate and understand the early movies of the Marx Brothers, including Duck Soup, Horse Feathers, Monkey Business and Animal Crackers. Ira's persuasive take: If you enjoy Monty Python, and you haven't watched the Marx Brothers, you should!

https://re-creative.ca/duck-soup/

#humor #humour #podcast #podcasting #podcasts #MarxBrothers #movies #film #comedy #creativity #MontyPython
movie poster for The Four Marx Brothers in Duck Soup -- a yellow background with color images of Groucho, Chico, Harpo and Zeppo. Directed by Leo McCarey, a paramount picture
#comedy #podcasting #film #podcast #Podcasts #humour #humor #creativity #movies #montypython #marxbrothers @Joe Mahoney

Me, trying to grasp quantum mechanics.

#penguin #birb #bird #art #arts #paining #humor #humour
a penguin looking up at a painting in a gallery
#art #humour #humor #bird #arts #birb #penguin #paining

To be fair, it's important to stay hydrated!

[video description: person waters plants with a spritzer, when a borzoi dog's snout appears in the frame. It starts to drink from the spritzer nozzle.]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

But wait, don't I have to exist BEFORE I can pay the parking fee?

Proofreading: It matters!

#weird #signs #typo #proofreading #humor #humour
sign in a parking garage that says [sic]: Please pay your parking fee before existing
#humour #humor #proofreading #weird #signs #typo

A #caturday that displeases the halflings.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #LOTR
A grey tabby and black cat dressed as hobbits, looking annoyed. The caption says: "Just informed them that there will be no second breakfast ..."
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #lotr

Finally a brand that tells it like it is!

#parody #cannedFood #WernerHerzog #existentialism #humor #humour #satire
Three cans of Herzog-branded food: Fish: you are a Coward. The can is empty. How are you to survive. Corn: The nutritional value witll postpone your unavoidable death. Peas: Eat them or not. It of no consequence to me. I do not care
#humour #humor #satire #parody #existentialism #wernerherzog #cannedfood

"Don't bother me! I'm experiencing childlike wonder!"

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #butterfly #humor #humour
a blue and grey butterfly (or moth, dunno) sitting on the nose of a brown tabby cat
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #butterfly

New world record established after woman detects her husband sitting down from 235 metres away.

The long-held 129-metre record in the field of giving husbands a chore within seconds of them getting comfortable, was shattered yesterday as Mrs Patson in Bridlington managed to sense her husband reclining on a sofa from three entire houses away.

https://newsthump.com/2024/08/09/new-world-record-established-after-woman-detects-her-husband-sitting-down-from-235-metres-away/ #humour #humor
New world record established after woman detects her husband sitting down from 235 metres away.

New world record established after woman detects her husband sitting down from 235 metres away

The long-held 129-metre record in the field of giving husbands a chore within seconds of them getting comfortable, was shattered yesterday as Mrs Patson in Bridlington managed to sense her husband …
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#humour #humor

Tag yourself! I was Lawful Evil when I wrote on a typewriter (yes, I'm impossibly old). I changed alignment to Chaotic Good when I got a word processing program with multiple typefaces.

#writing #writingcommunity #typography #font #fonts #humor #humour #dnd #dnd5e #alignment
DnD alignment chart comparing fonts to alignment: Times New Roman=Lawful Good, Georgia=Neutral Good, Garamond=Chaotic Good, Arial=Lawful Neutral, Cambria=True Neutral, Calibri=Chaotic Nuetral, Courier=Lawful Evil, Comic Sans=Nuetral Evil, Papyrus=Chaotic Evil
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #dnd #typography #dnd5e #fonts #font #alignment

Maximum mlem on a crazy #caturday.

#cat #cat #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
grey tabby with a white bib, hanging off a chair upside down, with its tongue out, licking its nose
#Caturday #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Mr. Crouton, celebrating his ascendancy on this International Cat Day.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #internationalcatday #humor #humour
tuxedo cat with green eyes sitting on a park sign that says: no dogs. no not even little ones.
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #internationalcatday

How to tell when the mosquitos are really bad.

#summer #canada #pic #mosquito #humor #humour
person using a lit mosquito coil as an earing
#canada #humour #humor #summer #pic #mosquito

The Lord of #Caturday bids you welcome!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
tuxedo cat sitting in a cat tree like it's a throne
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

The best IT department.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
orange tabby chewing at a cable going into a laptop, looking demonic
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

An alternative explanation for why McDonald's sales are down.

#weird #signs #humor #humour
sign on wall with mcdonald's logo: This toilet is currently out of order Please use [tear in sign revealing a sign underneath that says] Children's Ball Pit Ronal McDonal's [sic] Secret Play Space
#humour #humor #weird #signs

Contrast: It matters!

#design #graphicdesign #contrast #typography #humor #humour
a rug design that is supposed to say Nothing Is Impossible, but because of the low contrast, it says: Nothing is possible.
#humour #humor #typography #design #graphicdesign #contrast

When your #caturday is going a little TOO well.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
cute tabby kitten with white belly asleep inside a package of beer bottles, it's head lolling outside the carton
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

I hope everyone's feeling in the pink, this cute #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #humor #humour
a fluffy cat wearing a little pin princess crown and pink balloons behind it
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When samatha and vipassana aren't enough.

#humor #humour #meditation #buddhism
Brass knuckles with the head of buddha on each knuckle
#meditation #buddhism #humour #humor

Warning: #Caturday ennui can make your head heavy.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
a cute little grey tabby cat sitting next to a cement step, resting its head on the step above
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

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