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When you have the Christmas spirit, but you also want your cat to murder you in your sleep.

#christmasCarnage #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #Christmasdecorations #humor #humou4
a white cat with light blue eyes looking extremely angry, and decorated with reindeer horns with lights, a large bauble on its nose and a white and stripped scarf around its neck
#Cats #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #christmascarnage #humou4 #Christmasdecorations

I am working. I’m on the computer as we speak.

#Funny #Humor #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats
A cat is cutely lying on its back on a computer keyboard.
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #cat #lol #Fun

#caturday evening plans -- wine and shouting!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
little white and orange tabby sitting at a table with its mouth open, with a glass of wine in front of it
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When it's finally #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
cat sitting in a jar with it's paws over the front and its head back, sound asleep
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"I said WET food!"

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a white and orange cat with its mouth wide open, in front of a bowl of food
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Truth in advertising on this sticky #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #stickynote #humor #humour #funny
a black and white cat with a sticky note on its head that says "gato"
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #stickynote

Absolutely shocked that #caturday is already over.

#cat #cats #catsodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
photo of brown tabby sitting in a chair taken from below, giving the cat a shocked, surprised and appalled look on its face
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catsodon

Resting #caturday face

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
close up of grey tabby's head as it sleeps on the carpet, it's tongue flopped out of its mouth
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"Okay Mr. Snuggles, smile for the camera... Oh, no, not like that."

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humour #humor
bengal cat "smiling" at the camera with it's fangs exposed and eyes closed
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Feel the burn!

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
an orange and white cat lying on an exercise machine, its legs hanging over the handles, looking like a doofus
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"And IaiaiIIIIIIII ... will always love youououou!"

"Please make it stop."

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #singing
two white cats sitting on a chair, with one looking sad and the other with its mouth open, as though it's singing.
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #singing

Hi hooman. I've made a terrible mistake.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #vendingmachine
black and white kitten looking for help because he is stuck inside a vending machine selling candy and chocolate bars, halls and what looks like shaving cream
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #vendingmachine

The challenge gets serious on the first Sunday, when for no helpful reason, time slips back one hour to mess with our circadian rhythms.

#november #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #fallback #daylightsavingtime #daylightsavingstime
orange cat looking directly at camera with intensity -- this month i'm doing a challenge called "november". It's where I try to make it through every day of november.
#Cats #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #daylightsavingtime #DaylightSavingsTime #fallback #november

Let the #caturday mayhem commence!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
brown tabby curled up in cat tree with a look of shock on its face, as a white and brown tabby jumps through a paper door and gets stuck, so its back end is hanging out
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When you have that recurring dream about a chipmunk you just can't quite reach. [sound on!]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #dreams #chipmunk #chirp #humor #humour
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dreams #chirp #chipmunk

Beans!

[that's it, that's the post]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #feets #feet #paws #beans #humor #humour
closeup of pink footpads (aka, beans) of a cat with a white leg
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #beans #paws #feet #feets

Welcome to another wonderful and weird #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #memes
Orange kitten with its foreleg stuck down in the couch, it's eyes are wide with fear or excitement, and it's claws are out. Caption: When you're looking for the remote and touch something weird.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #memes

These cool dudes look like they're about to drop an album. They need a good band name though, any ideas?

#cat #cats #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #catstodon #catsofmastodon #albumcover #band #humor #humour
A grey cat looking at the camera as though he's taking a selfie, along with his two rottweiler buddies standing behind him and a red-haired spaniel next to him -- they look like a rock band photo
#Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #band #albumcover

Oh the humiliation!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #bird #birds #birbs
cat sitting inside a birdcage, looking annoyed, while a bird sits atop it
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #birds #bird #birbs

Behold, your queen of #caturday bathtime!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsomastodon #humor #humour #funny #rubberduckies
white cat with blue eyes, looking out from a bath filled with yellow rubber duckies
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #cat #catstodon #rubberduckies #CatsOMastodon

"Are you not entertained?"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #rome #italy #coliseum #humor #humour
photoshopped picture of Rome, with a giant grey and white cat lying in the coliseum
#Cats #humour #humor #Italy #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #Rome #coliseum

Look. At. Me.

#cat
Photo of my cat staring at the camera.
#cat

It's a #caturday takeover!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour
black cat wearing a vest that says "security dog"
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

The spooky season has begun!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #october #spookyseason #humor #humour #funny
cat with a towel over its head and mouth open, with a flashlight shining on its chin. the caption reads: Then ... she got ... the spray bottle!
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #spookyseason #october

"I mean, that cat has the smelliest butt ... why are looking so worried. He's not here. Right? Right?"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #bird #birds #birb #humor #humour #cartoon #scenario
yellow cockatiel with a siamese cat behind it -- the cat his its eyes crossed and tongue out
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #birds #Cartoon #bird #birb #scenario

And that's how that photo shoot ended.

#lion #lions #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #animals #humor #humour
lionness holding a camera with a telephoto lens in her mouth
#animals #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #lions #lion

When you know you need to do laundry, but you're just not in the mood.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
cat looking contented and annoyed in the middle of a pile of towels.
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

So, this cheese is for everyone, right?

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour #cheese
orange tabby cat reaching for hunks of cheese on a cutting board with a knife and grapes too
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cheese

Hooman! Grab my paw if you want to live!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
Looking up at a grey and white cat in the branches of a tree, reaching down with its front right paw
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Master diamond thief. [sound on!]

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #PinkPanther #humor #humour #funny

[video description: a white and brown cat sits on top of a chair with openings, looking for at the hole below it, while a dark grey cat sneaks out of another entrance. The theme song for the Pink Panther plays in the background]
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #pinkpanther

This little guy is clearly running illegal SQUIRREL software on CAT hardware, but I'm still sharing it for #caturday.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #squirrel
a grey and white tabby cat hunched over, holding a yellow ball in the same posture as squirrel with a nut
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #squirrel

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