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I love you too, coffee.

#coffee #mondaymotivation #monday #coffeetime #humor #humour
cup of coffee seen from above, with the shape of a heart in the foam
#humour #humor #coffee #mondaymotivation #monday #coffeetime

I hope there's a great crop of #caturday posts today!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a cat's head sticking out of a line of plants growing through ground covering material that protects the plants
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Oh, well, if you BESEECH me, then sure!

#stpatricksday #stpaddy #green #ireland #humor #humour #bizarro
Bizarro cartoon: st. patrick wearing a green caltholic bishop outfit, holding a crozier, talking to worshippers: "In honor of my driving the snakes out of Ireland, I beseech thee to paint thyselves green and vomit in the streets." St. Patrick's Day Explained
#humour #humor #green #ireland #stpatricksday #bizarro #stpaddy

Too cool for #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #mood
a grey tabby cat wearing a pink beanie and sunglasses, with a drink cup in front of it -- possibly an AI image
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #mood

Meanwhile, over on Tumblr.

#meme #memes #distractedboyfriend #JuliusCaesar #idesofmarch #humor #humour
the distracted boyfriend meme -- the woman in the red dress is The Ides of March, the distracted boyfriend in the blue plaid shirt looking at her is Tumblr, and his girlfriend, looking at him with disbelief is Saint Patrick's Day
#meme #humour #humor #idesofmarch #memes #distractedboyfriend #JuliusCaesar

I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.

#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns
black and white image of rod stewart, labelled: Rod Stewart color image of rod stewart labelled: Cone Stewart
#funny #humour #humor #color #puns #pun #colortheory #rodstewart

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

#dune #dune2 #BeneGesserit #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
a white cat stands on its hind legs while hiding around a corner from two doberman pincers who haven't noticed it yet
#Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #benegesserit #dune #dune2

#caturday palindrome!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a cute orange kitten wearing a taco costume. caption: taco cat spelled backward is taco cat
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

I don't know who needs to listen to a husky have a tantrum, but here you go! [sound on]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

I mean, would it kill you to let Cathy tell you about her ferrets?

#library #libraries #reader #readers #books #book #writingcommunity #ferrets #humor #humour
Three signs -- one says Library Book Return and is on a book drop return slot. Drop box is broken! Please visit Cathy inside to return books Update! Drop box is NOT BROKEN! Cathy is just super lonely and wants to talk to you about her nine ferrets.
#book #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #libraries #library #readers #ferrets #reader

Current mood

#squirrel #squirrels #animal #animals #humor #humour
red squirrel with punk like ears looking exhausted
#animals #squirrels #humour #humor #animal #squirrel

Quality trolling

#VennDiagram #humor #humour #piecharts #trolling
Image of a venn diagram: Left side (pink): People who make pie charts Right side (yellow): People who make venn diagrams Middle (teal) with a superimposed (black) pie piece: People who are angry right now
#humour #humor #venndiagram #trolling #piecharts

When you fibbed a little on your resume, but you still got the job.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a black cat looking up suspiciously -- it's wearing a vest and a badge that says "security dog"
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Welcome to a real edgy #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
orange tabby cat on top of a kitchen counter with a comically large kitchen knife in its mouth
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"There can be only one."

#nerd #nerdrage #odd #weird #fandom #humor #humour
Fake toy of Spider-Man. the packaging has a photo of jean luc picard. It says: Star Gate (in star wars font) battlestar galactica: Gandalf. (DC logo in bottom right)
#humour #humor #weird #fandom #nerd #odd #nerdrage

Remind me to NEVER go to this restaurant.

Proofreading: it matters!

#signs #weird #editing #proofreading #writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour
sign on door that says: Due to unforseen circumcisions the dining room will be closed this evening!! Sorry for the inconvenience. Open for takout and delivery only!!
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #weird #signs #editing

Last thing the photographer said: "Oh look, it's a weird dog, coming to me for cuddles!"

#IKnowItsABear #weirdDog #bear #bears #animals #humor #humour #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsofmastodon
grizzly bear running through water towards the camera with a look of casual murder on its face
#animals #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear #weirddog #dogstadon

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
two cats waiting to come inside: a white one with a look of pure murder on its face and a grey fluffy tabbyy who looks like he's forgotten his car keys and needs your help
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Welcome to an ridiculously cuddly #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cuteoverload #humor #humour
two cats sleeping together, a white and orange cat has its head on the other cat's chest, and the other cat, an orange one, has a paw over the white and orange cat's shoulder. Ridiculously cute.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cuteoverload

Typography: it matters!

(Still, that seems like a good deal on mice.)

#typography #proofreading #writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour
sign in a mcdonald's where the logo looks like it's a letter: M ICE 10 lb bag $1.00
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #typography

That feeling when you really don't know what happens next in the story.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #writing #wip #writingcommunity
orange gat sitting in front of a piece of blank paper, and holding a quill pen; it looks confused
#wip #writing #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #writingcommunity #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

#valentinesday #valentine #valentines #humor #humour #theshining
iconic still of shelly duval screaming in The Shining, but instead of an ax breaking through the door, it's a heart-shaped box of chocolates
#humour #humor #theshining #valentinesday #valentines #valentine

When you're excited to start posting on another glorious #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
grey tabby cat stretched out on a laptop, looking at the screen, and grinning
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

As an indie writer, I can assure you, I am most aware.

#writingcommunity #writing #humor #humour #bookstodon #books #fiction
a distressed white sign with bold red text that says: "Be aware of invisibility."
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon #fiction

Ironically, their sign was designed by the Society for Workable Simplicity.

#humor #humour #writing #writingcommunity #typography #signs
plain sign that says "centre for useless splendour" on the side of a building.
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #typography #signs

Break in case of #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
black and white cat looking crossly through a window in a box that says "emergency cat"
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

But I don't want to be shopping bags!

#writing #writingcommunity #editing #editor #proofreading #humor #humour
hand written sign on a door that says: "Please remember you're [sic] shopping bags."
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #editor #editing

Here's to making that right turn!

#sign #signs #weird #humor #humour #existentialism
black and white photo of two signs in a forest: on top, it says "same old mistakes" and points left. Below, it says "glorious new mistakes" and points right.
#humour #humor #existentialism #weird #sign #signs

When you may have exaggerated, just a bit, on your resume.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humour #humor
grey and white tabby cat 'operating' a fancy video camera, looking confused
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Here's hoping you're having a cozy #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute
a grey tabby cat all wrapped up in a duvet cover, so that only it's face is showing
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cute

I hope your Friday is going well, but just in case, here's a box full of puppies.

#dogs #dog #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute #cuteoverload #friday
box full of really cute rotweiller puppies, half of which have their adorable pink tongues sticking out
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cute #friday #cuteoverload

I'm too late for Wet Beast Wednesday, but I don't care -- this made me happy.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cute

And then charging her for the unnecessary X-ray.

#humor #humour #politics
Dr. Christian Taliban explains to mary which parts of her body are hers and which part belong to the Republican party -- Norman Rockwell style image of a doctor pointing to an extra while a woman and man look on
#politics #humour #humor

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