Zum Inhalt der Seite gehen

Suche

Beiträge, die mit Humour getaggt sind

Five alarm call for the Irony Police!

#irony #fasteners #weird #signs #humor #humour
sign in a big box store that is hanging loosely at an angle, which says: fasteners
#humour #humor #irony #weird #signs #fasteners

Good morning, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about #caturday?

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
grey and white tabby cat with its face mashed into a screen door that's open an inch or so
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Don't worry, the Irony Police have already been alerted.

#ironic #irony #humor #humour #robot #robots
Woman using a broom to sweep up in a store that sells cleaning robots.
#humour #humor #irony #robots #robot #ironic

They have nothing but scorn for the poor English cucumber, slowly liquefying in the crisper.

#humor #humour
Three men wearing foppish clothes and looking effete with the caption: Butter watching the other food items in the fridge from its special tray.
#humour #humor

"No, you can't use this to dry your clothes. Not until I've had a chance to barf on everything, anyway."

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
cat looking perplexed and annoyed from inside a clothes dryer filled with linens
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Rules are for the dogs on #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #signs
A sign on a shop front that says: NOTICE - no pets allowed except trained service animals. And right next to the sign is a tuxedo cat looking cheeky.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #signs

Me and my perfectly normal thoughts.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #raccoon #TrashPanda #humor #humour
A racoon hugging a small dog as both look up at the camera
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #trashpanda #raccoon

Catzilla!

#caturday #cats #cat #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour
grey tabby cat's head, stuck through a piece of cardboard with a godzilla-like body drawn below
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

I once asked a writer friend why she wrote, and she replied, with total sincerity: "For revenge."

#amwriting #writing #WritingCommunity #humor #humour
sign in the shape of an artists palette, with brushes on the side, that says: Study Art for prestige or spite
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #amwriting

When you finally finish your keto diet.

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #keto #carbs #humor #humour
grey tabby kitten with its whole body curled around a baguette, which it is also licking
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #carbs #keto

Weird dog, trying to figure out if it's safe or not.

#IKnowItsABear #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #humor #humour #meme
cute bear cub looking at a sign that says Caution Bear in the Area (but bear has been crossed out and MAN replaces it.)
#meme #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear

Anarchy in the UK

#humor #humour #animals #animal #weird #signs
Pelican sitting on a rail, with the ocean behind, on top of a sign that says: No sitting or standing on rails
#animals #humour #humor #animal #weird #signs

Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell

Where the banshees live and they do live well

#SpinalTap #ThisIsSpinalTap #AncientArchitecture #humor #humour #stonehenge
Tiny replica of stonehenge, built out of paving bricks on the sidewalk. There is an orange traffic cone looming next to it.
#humour #humor #SpinalTap #stonehenge #ancientarchitecture #thisisspinaltap

This would have been good to have in 2016.

#humor #humour #book #books #multiverse #parallelworlds
old penguin book cover, with an orange background and the penguin logo in the bottom. The title: How to survive in a strange world after sliding into an alternate timeline
#book #humour #humor #books #multiverse #ParallelWorlds

Finally, an explanation for R2D2's sass!

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #MayTheFourth #MayThe4thBeWithYou
R2D2 with its stomach gate open, and a cute little white and grey tabby looking out from robot's tummy adorably
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #maythe4thbewithyou #maythefourth

They mostly come at night... mostly.

#aliens #newt #spiders #spider #infestation #weird #signs #humor #humour
wooden door with a home-made sign on it that says: The spider infestation problem is mostly resolved.
#humour #humor #weird #newt #signs #spider #spiders #infestation #aliens

Meanwhile, in Canada...

#canada #canadageese #cobrachicken #humor #humour #nestingseason
pulp art of a man hiding in the grass from a flock of canada geese (cobra chickens), holding a rifle and looking terrified. The caption says: They Can Smell Fear
#canada #humour #humor #canadageese #cobrachicken #nestingseason

The long-crested eagle is sick of your shit.

#eagle #badhair #annoyance #humor #humour
a long crested eagle (brown, with tall mohawk like feathers on its head) sitting on a branch, looking at you with annoyance
#humour #humor #annoyance #BadHair #eagle

Monday morning services.

#cartoon #coffee #humor #humour #caffeine
cartoon of a coffee carafe, filled with coffee on a pedestal, with people on their knees around it, worshipping it. by bannerman
#humour #humor #coffee #Cartoon #caffeine

It is #caturday. Unleash the fry goblins!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a little orange cat with a french fry in its mouth and a look of wide-eyed excitement -- a human hand is holding its neck
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When you're writing a masterpiece, but you really need a nap.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #writing #writingcommunity #WIP #humor #humour
white cat sitting on a laptop keyboard, asleep in the sun
#wip #writing #Cats #humour #humor #writingcommunity #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

An onion relish so good it IS illegal!

Proofreading: it matters!

#food #sandwich #onions #caramelized #humor #humour #writing #proofreading
A sandwich that is wrapped up and has a label on it that says: Roast Beef & Criminalized Onion Relish
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #food #caramelized #onions #sandwich

Feeling down? Then you need Bongo Cat!

https://bongo.cat/

#bongocat #fun #game #cute #adorable #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
cartoon cat with cute little pink bean paws playing a bongo

Bongo Cat

Hit the bongos like Bongo Cat!
bongo.cat
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cute #game #Fun #adorable #bongocat

This is the correct response.

#evil #bunny #easterbunny #therapy #humor #humour #easter #eastersunday
color photo of a person in a giant white bunny suit holding a toddler, who is screaming, while sitting next to a little girl, who is also screaming in terror.
#therapy #humour #humor #bunny #easterbunny #Easter #evil #eastersunday

Yeah, like that would work, especially on an anarchistic #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
Grey tabby lying on a lawn with a big NO CATS sign right in front of it.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"Hey Bob, I know you've just dropped acid and all, but we really need the cover illustration for the Easter issue of Space Dorks magazine."

#easter #sf #sciencefiction #humor #humour #goodfriday #scifi #SFF #pulp #easterbunny
Old pulp-style illustration of two spacemen. One pointing, the other holding the pointing dude's head like he's about to snap his neck. They are both looking at a giant pink bunny, holding the planet earth and shooting laser beams out of its nostrils.
#humour #humor #sff #sciencefiction #goodfriday #easterbunny #Easter #sf #scifi #pulp

Timely meme.

#easter #goodfriday #MaundyThursday #memes #meme #humor #humour
painting of jesus talking to a bunch of modern people Jesus: What do people call the day I was crucified? Miner: Good Friday Gray-haired person: Yeah, we call it Good Friday. Jesus: What the FUCK.
#meme #humour #humor #goodfriday #memes #Easter #MaundyThursday

This is much more calming than the ego mausoleum.

#DIYdeath #humor #humour #weird #signs
A very basic sign that says "self cemetery" in a field of grass with trees behind it
#humour #humor #weird #signs #diydeath

⇧