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But I don't want to be shopping bags!

#writing #writingcommunity #editing #editor #proofreading #humor #humour
hand written sign on a door that says: "Please remember you're [sic] shopping bags."
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #editor #editing

Here's to making that right turn!

#sign #signs #weird #humor #humour #existentialism
black and white photo of two signs in a forest: on top, it says "same old mistakes" and points left. Below, it says "glorious new mistakes" and points right.
#humour #humor #existentialism #weird #sign #signs

When you may have exaggerated, just a bit, on your resume.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humour #humor
grey and white tabby cat 'operating' a fancy video camera, looking confused
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Here's hoping you're having a cozy #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute
a grey tabby cat all wrapped up in a duvet cover, so that only it's face is showing
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cute

I hope your Friday is going well, but just in case, here's a box full of puppies.

#dogs #dog #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute #cuteoverload #friday
box full of really cute rotweiller puppies, half of which have their adorable pink tongues sticking out
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cute #friday #cuteoverload

I'm too late for Wet Beast Wednesday, but I don't care -- this made me happy.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cute

And then charging her for the unnecessary X-ray.

#humor #humour #politics
Dr. Christian Taliban explains to mary which parts of her body are hers and which part belong to the Republican party -- Norman Rockwell style image of a doctor pointing to an extra while a woman and man look on
#politics #humour #humor

When you discover the forecast includes snow, freezing rain AND ice pellets.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #winter #snowstorm #winterstorm #humor #humour
The head of a husky coming out from a pile of snow; there's snow on the top of his head, and he is looking annoyed.
#Dogs #winter #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #winterstorm #snowstorm

Bring me Solo!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #starwars #chonky
A chonky light brown kitten sitting in a bowl with this mouth ajar and it's cute little paws on the bowl, holding up its triple chin
#Cats #humour #humor #starwars #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #chonky

When your duck is into cosplay.

#duck #ducks #dinosaurs #trex #humor #humour #funny
a white duck wearing little booties and two orange arms that make him look like a t-rex -- behind the duck, a giant stature of a t-rex with little tiny arms
#funny #humour #humor #ducks #dinosaurs #duck #trex

Yes, you can has cheez!

Hope everyone's enjoying a tasty #caturday, like me. (I just got back from the Food & Wine show here in London, Ontario. A lovely way to spend a winter day!)

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #cheese #cheeseislife #ldnont
A grey and white tabby with its mouth open as it is about to chomp down on a toasted cheese sandwich being offered to it by its servant (hooman)
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #ldnont #cheese #cheeseislife

Welcome to a wintry #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a tabby cat in a snowy field -- only it's head and part of its tail are showing, and it has a shocked look on its face
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Some days you just want to say "fuck it" and take your Majungasaurus for a walk.

#dinosaur #dinosaurs #meme #memes #humor #humour
a little girl in a red raincoat and blue hat, holding a teddy, crosses the street with her majungasaurus -- a carnivorous dinosaur that is red and white
#meme #humour #humor #memes #dinosaur #dinosaurs

Hope everyone is enjoying a restful, and liquid, #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #CatsAreALiquid

#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #catsarealiquid

Welcome to another villainous #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
grey and white cat with white markings that look like a cliched villain's mustache and eyebrows
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Fine, but it doesn't say anything about a nice bit of graffiti

#weird #signs #humor #humour #stickers
sticker on a curb with the text scratched up: All stickers except stickers about stickers being prohibited are prohibited
#humour #humor #weird #signs #stickers

The siren call of the em-dash.

#writing #writingcommunity #books #book #writinglife #humor #humour #memes #funny #bookstodon
The distracted boyfriend meme (boyfriend checking out another woman while shocked girlfriend looks on) -- the other woman says "em-dash," the boyfriend says "me", and the girlfriend is other forms of punctuation to continue compound sentences
#funny #book #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon #memes #writinglife

The artist proudly displaying her work: "Unraveled ."

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a white cat with brown ears and tail sitting on a couch next to the arm of the couch which the cat has eviscerated
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Happy HURKLE-DURKLE Day everyone!

#boxingday #humor #humour #scots #language #hurkledurkle
Postcard with stars above and below the text. Word of the day: Hurkle-durkle. A 200-year-old Scottish term meaning to lounge in bed long after it's time to get up. Happiness is Hurkle-Durkling.
#humour #humor #language #hurkledurkle #scots #boxingday

The world's first kitty-kaiju -- Mittens -- did not appreciate being put on the "naughty list"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #christmas #santa #santaclaus #humor #humour
santa figure seen from behind, with a cat looking down at it, but because of forced perspective, the cat looks gigantic
#Christmas #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #santaclaus #santa

Beware, the beast of #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cute #humor #humour
little black kitten standing on its hind legs with its forepaws out, and its claws extended -- scary and cute!
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cute

Oh, well if it's festive anxiety, no problem!

#christmas #humor #humour #comix #GemmaCorrell
two figures wearing the same striped shirt and black pants with red shoes -- one's face is covered by a squiggle of black lines: Anxiety. the other's face is covered by a squiggle of black lines with red and green lights: festive anxiety. Comic by Gemma Correll
#Christmas #humour #humor #GemmaCorrell #comix

See? It's a Christmas movie!

#DieHard #ChristmasMovie #Christmas #Film #Movie #Humor #Humour
Meme: Alan Rickman's character falling in Die Hard, with a set of Christmas lights in his hand. The caption: When you lean a little too far back on the ladder while hanging the Christmas lights.
#film #Christmas #humour #humor #movie #christmasmovie #diehard

It's that time of year -- the weird dogs are almost ripe!

#IKnowItsABear #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #bear #bears #animals #humor #humour
black bear looking down from the branches of a red pine tree
#animals #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear

After the first snowfall of the year.

#cat #cats #snow #catstodon #catsofmastodon #whitestuff #canada #humor #humour
grey and brown tabby mostly hidden by a snow bank -- only the top of its head and tail show; it has a look of shock on its face
#Cats #snow #canada #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #whitestuff

Having a rough day? Watch a few hours of a cat doing a slow and goofy hand dance.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #zen #hand #dance
#zen #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dance #hand

That moment when you realize it's time to start a diet.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #diet
orange tabby cat sitting upright like Bill the Cat with it's legs splayed forward and a big pink belly. It's on a concrete bench that has broken in half where it is sitting
#diet #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Zooming into a fast and furious #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
action shot of a greyish white cat running super fast over a wood floor, a look of determination on its face, and all four legs in the air
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

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