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Zooming into a fast and furious #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
action shot of a greyish white cat running super fast over a wood floor, a look of determination on its face, and all four legs in the air
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Weird dog, catching up to you so you can give it a cuddle.

#IKnowItsABear #TheLastThingYouSee #bear #bears #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
POV: Black bear running on a highway behind you. There is snow on the side of the road and on the pine trees
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #bears #bear #iknowitsabear #thelastthingyousee

Unless expressly allowed ... it is forbidden!

#signs #weird #strange #humor #humour
suburban street with trees and a hedge, and a prominent sign that has the red circle with slash through it, but on a white background
#humour #humor #weird #signs #strange

Typography: It matters!

#typography #graphicdesign #layout #humor #humour
A poster with a sixties-style funky typeface in light pink that says go*piss*girl. And a caption that says: "Apparently, this is supposed to say ... gossip girl."
#humour #humor #typography #graphicdesign #layout

The goblin has fed.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
tiny white cat with stains from his food sitting on a wood floor next to an empty bowl and pieces of food everywhere
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"Look, I'm a sphinx!"

Welcome to another mysterious #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #pyramids #sphinx #egypt #humor #humour
orange cat loafing on the edge of a pyramid with the sphinx in the background -- tourists are laughing
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #egypt #sphinx #pyramids

The Irony Police have been alerted and are on their way!

#irony #visualpuns #dominos #humor #humour
a line of dominos pizza delivery mopeds that have fallen over like dominos
#humour #humor #irony #dominos #VisualPuns

When you have the Christmas spirit, but you also want your cat to murder you in your sleep.

#christmasCarnage #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #Christmasdecorations #humor #humou4
a white cat with light blue eyes looking extremely angry, and decorated with reindeer horns with lights, a large bauble on its nose and a white and stripped scarf around its neck
#Cats #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #christmascarnage #humou4 #Christmasdecorations

I am working. I’m on the computer as we speak.

#Funny #Humor #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats
A cat is cutely lying on its back on a computer keyboard.
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #cat #lol #Fun

The best audio engineer ever!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #audiotape
a husky trying to look innocent with audio tape all over its back, on the floor and a few strands still stuck in its mouth
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #audiotape

#caturday evening plans -- wine and shouting!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
little white and orange tabby sitting at a table with its mouth open, with a glass of wine in front of it
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When it's finally #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
cat sitting in a jar with it's paws over the front and its head back, sound asleep
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Little-known fact: corvids are better writing assistants than monkeys.

#crow #crows #raven #ravens #corvid #corvids #writing #writingcommunity #book #books #humor #humour #typewriters
two black crows pecking at a typewriter -- one at the keys and one at the paper -- an old black and white photo from LIFE
#book #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #corvid #raven #crow #crows #corvids #ravens #typewriters

Sir David Attenboroug narrates:

One of the pupae begins to hatch. Out of it comes ... yes ... an IT worker. Soon it will crawl out of its cyber-cocoon, and it will join the other IT workers, glistening under the fluorescent lights; the IT workers will 'help' the lesser drones by making them feel first ignored, and then, incredibly stupid.

#IT #ITworker #humor #humour #davidattenborough #nature #officework #satire
a man with glasses lying in a mess of wires like it's a hammock, as it hangs from the ceiling in an office building
#Nature #humour #humor #satire #it #officework #davidattenborough #itworker

Joy cut to measure
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor #dogsofmastodon
A dachshund is stretched on the floor inside a square of sunlight.
#Dogs #humor #dogsofmastodon

Sniffing out this whole Sunday thing.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #SundayFunday
a red fence with seven dog snouts sticking through it
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #sundayfunday

"I said WET food!"

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a white and orange cat with its mouth wide open, in front of a bowl of food
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Truth in advertising on this sticky #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #stickynote #humor #humour #funny
a black and white cat with a sticky note on its head that says "gato"
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #stickynote

Philip gave Alpha Max five stars!

"Witty and exciting. Thoroughly enjoyed this book which mixes philosophy and science fiction to explore the concept of the multiverse. "

And it's currently on sale, but only for another week! £3.22, 3,72 € or $3.99US. ($6US off!)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09BSQ7Z8M?tag=markarayner-20&geniuslink=true

#humour #humor #sciencefiction #SFF #AwardWinning #book #books #bookstodon
cover art for Alpha Max by Mark A. Rayner -- teal background with cartoon of a red-haired and bearded head sliced into pieces. There are stars and galaxies on the inside of the slices
#book #humour #humor #books #bookstodon #sff #sciencefiction #AwardWinning

Typography: It's Important!

#humor #humour #writing #writingcommunity #signs #typography #graphicdesign
Christmas lights in red boxes with the label: 10 Fuckering Lights. It's supposed to say flickering but they chose a terrible typeface.
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #typography #signs #graphicdesign

I could have really used this book, back in 2016 when we crossed into our current timeline.

Anyone else?

#humor #humour #penguinbooks #writingcommunity #SFF #sciencefiction #multiverse #alternatetimeline #bookstodon
FAKE old fashioned penguin book cover (orange, with penguin logo at the bottom) Penguine Books: How to survive in a strange world after sliding into an alternate timeline
#humour #humor #writingcommunity #bookstodon #sff #sciencefiction #multiverse #alternatetimeline #penguinbooks

Absolutely shocked that #caturday is already over.

#cat #cats #catsodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
photo of brown tabby sitting in a chair taken from below, giving the cat a shocked, surprised and appalled look on its face
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catsodon

Resting #caturday face

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
close up of grey tabby's head as it sleeps on the carpet, it's tongue flopped out of its mouth
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"Draw me like one of your French iguanas."

#animal #animals #iguana #lizard #titanic #humor #humour #funny
an iguana lying back on a seat in a reclined position reminiscent of Kate Winslet's character in the scene in Titanic where DiCapro's character sketches her
#funny #titanic #animals #humour #humor #animal #lizard #iguana

"Okay Mr. Snuggles, smile for the camera... Oh, no, not like that."

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humour #humor
bengal cat "smiling" at the camera with it's fangs exposed and eyes closed
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

What most ancient Greek poets neglect to mention was that in addition to guarding the gates of Hades, Cerberus was also a floofy chonk.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cerberus #humor #humour #funny
Corgi panting and smiling at the camera, which looks like Cerberus, because he's wearing a collar with two extra corgi heads
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cerberus

Feel the burn!

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
an orange and white cat lying on an exercise machine, its legs hanging over the handles, looking like a doofus
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"And IaiaiIIIIIIII ... will always love youououou!"

"Please make it stop."

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #singing
two white cats sitting on a chair, with one looking sad and the other with its mouth open, as though it's singing.
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #singing

They were grilled perfectly, but they still tasted kinda' funny.

#humor #humour #funny #clown #clowns #coulrophobia
old sign that says: Clown Hamburgers -- the sign is in the shape of a harlequin clown. The clown has a look of sly amusement on its face and is worrying.
#funny #humour #humor #Coulrophobia #clowns #clown

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