#ToddlerDnD

POOP
Toddler cantrip

Material component: IKEA toilet seat
Verbal component: "Mama come see me poop!"
Somatic component: Mama has to see

POOP
Parent cantrip

Material component: 3rd latte this morning
Verbal component: "WHERE IS MOOOOM!"
Somatic component: Toddler has to SEE

#dnd #parenting

#ToddlerDnD

"So if I eat all the veggies, and put away the puzzle pieces I spilled, and wash my hands, and go to bed nicely, THEN can I please cast Mage Hand to reach into the TV and pet that dog?"

"For the last time, I am your mother, not your warlock patron."

#dnd #parenting #ttrpg

#ToddlerDnD

Giving the toddler a healing potion takes a Dexterity check, a Persuasion roll, a Grapple action, a help action from the spouse, 3-5 rare ingredients, Bardic Inspiration, blessing from three different gods, thunder damage to the ears, multiple rounds of Prestidigitation, and an Alignment check at the end...

#parenting #dnd

Today's #ToddlerDnD moment:

"I cast Featherfall."
"You are not a spellcaster."
"FEATHERFALL!"
"That's not..."
"See? Works every time."
"That's because we keep catching you."

#dnd #parenting #ttrpg

Today's #ToddlerDnD moment:

"I search the room for loot."
"There is no loot."
"I search again."
"No need. You succeeded your roll. There is no loot in this room."
"I yell NOW."
"Yelling NOW won't make loot appear out of thin air."
"Are you sure? I'm gonna try anyway."

#parenting #dnd #ttrpg

#ToddlerDnD

"You are out of spell slots and low on HP. What would you like to do? Long rest?"
"No."
"Short rest?"
"No."
"Potion?"
"No."
"Then what's the plan?"
"I RAGE."

#parenting #dnd

Having a toddler is like having That Dude join your #DnD party.

"The innkeeper hands you a cup of his finest wine."
"What color is the cup?"
"Blue."
"I RAGE."

"The Wizard is casting Sleep. You immediately fall asleep."
"No I don't."
"You have the lowest HP in the party."
"I'M IMMUNE, B***ES!"

"It's a Gelatinous Cube."
"I lick it."
"It's very dangerous!"
"I'm already licking it."

#ttrpg #parenting #ToddlerDnD

When you get hit with a polymorph spell and fail your save.

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Fun fact for today's #MinCup23: Galena was Mineral of the Year in Hungary in 2019!

I don't have a folktale for it specifically, but it is a lead ore, so let me introduce you to one of my favorite Hungarian folktale villains:

The Lead Monk

Sometimes also called "Snotty Lead Monk" (🤷‍♀️ ), this supernatural entity can cover the landscape with lead, has superhuman strength, and can turn people into stone. It would make a great #DnD villain.

More here:

http://multicoloreddiary.blogspot.com/2018/04/l-is-for-lead-monk-wtf-hungary-weird.html

#folklore #folktales

There is a "Greek myth" going around in esoteric circles about Dionysus and Amethyst, but it's actually a 17th century fakelore invention. Probably based on this belief.

Fun fact, the Hungarian version of D&D had gemstone-based magic, and lucky characters got to use amethyst to purify alcoholic drinks 😄

#ttrpg #DnD #folklore #minerals #MinCup23 #mythology