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Beiträge, die mit cats getaggt sind

When you fibbed a little on your resume, but you still got the job.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a black cat looking up suspiciously -- it's wearing a vest and a badge that says "security dog"
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Welcome to a real edgy #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
orange tabby cat on top of a kitchen counter with a comically large kitchen knife in its mouth
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
two cats waiting to come inside: a white one with a look of pure murder on its face and a grey fluffy tabbyy who looks like he's forgotten his car keys and needs your help
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Welcome to an ridiculously cuddly #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cuteoverload #humor #humour
two cats sleeping together, a white and orange cat has its head on the other cat's chest, and the other cat, an orange one, has a paw over the white and orange cat's shoulder. Ridiculously cute.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cuteoverload

That feeling when you really don't know what happens next in the story.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #writing #wip #writingcommunity
orange gat sitting in front of a piece of blank paper, and holding a quill pen; it looks confused
#wip #writing #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #writingcommunity #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When you're excited to start posting on another glorious #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
grey tabby cat stretched out on a laptop, looking at the screen, and grinning
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Just discovered: a more evil way to mark your place in a book than dog-earing.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #evil #books #book #reading
A black cat with its mouth open gnawing on the corner of an open book, possibly George Orwell's 1984
#book #Cats #books #reading #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #evil

Break in case of #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
black and white cat looking crossly through a window in a box that says "emergency cat"
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

When you may have exaggerated, just a bit, on your resume.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humour #humor
grey and white tabby cat 'operating' a fancy video camera, looking confused
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Here's hoping you're having a cozy #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute
a grey tabby cat all wrapped up in a duvet cover, so that only it's face is showing
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cute

So, Mammal of the Year 2024 in Hungary is the wildcat, in case anyone was interested 😄

It reminds me of a favorite folktale of mine from Austria, about a boy given the name Wildcat by a mysterious godfather who lives in the woods and rides a giant black cat. 😄 Which I think is infinitely cooler than a fairy godmother.

#animals #nature #cats #folklore
#Nature #animals #Cats #folklore

Bring me Solo!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #starwars #chonky
A chonky light brown kitten sitting in a bowl with this mouth ajar and it's cute little paws on the bowl, holding up its triple chin
#Cats #humour #humor #starwars #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #chonky

Beware the Laundry Goblin on this fresh-scented #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humour #humour
a black cat with this claws out and mouth open on top of a laundry rack, with pieces of laundry strewn everywhere and most of the cat blocked by some shirts
#Caturday #Cats #humour #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Yes, you can has cheez!

Hope everyone's enjoying a tasty #caturday, like me. (I just got back from the Food & Wine show here in London, Ontario. A lovely way to spend a winter day!)

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #cheese #cheeseislife #ldnont
A grey and white tabby with its mouth open as it is about to chomp down on a toasted cheese sandwich being offered to it by its servant (hooman)
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #ldnont #cheese #cheeseislife

Welcome to a wintry #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a tabby cat in a snowy field -- only it's head and part of its tail are showing, and it has a shocked look on its face
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Hope everyone is enjoying a restful, and liquid, #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #CatsAreALiquid

#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #catsarealiquid

Welcome to another villainous #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
grey and white cat with white markings that look like a cliched villain's mustache and eyebrows
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

The artist proudly displaying her work: "Unraveled ."

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
a white cat with brown ears and tail sitting on a couch next to the arm of the couch which the cat has eviscerated
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

The world's first kitty-kaiju -- Mittens -- did not appreciate being put on the "naughty list"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #christmas #santa #santaclaus #humor #humour
santa figure seen from behind, with a cat looking down at it, but because of forced perspective, the cat looks gigantic
#Christmas #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #santaclaus #santa

Beware, the beast of #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #cute #humor #humour
little black kitten standing on its hind legs with its forepaws out, and its claws extended -- scary and cute!
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cute

After the first snowfall of the year.

#cat #cats #snow #catstodon #catsofmastodon #whitestuff #canada #humor #humour
grey and brown tabby mostly hidden by a snow bank -- only the top of its head and tail show; it has a look of shock on its face
#Cats #snow #canada #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #whitestuff

Having a rough day? Watch a few hours of a cat doing a slow and goofy hand dance.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #zen #hand #dance
#zen #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dance #hand

That moment when you realize it's time to start a diet.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #diet
orange tabby cat sitting upright like Bill the Cat with it's legs splayed forward and a big pink belly. It's on a concrete bench that has broken in half where it is sitting
#diet #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Zooming into a fast and furious #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
action shot of a greyish white cat running super fast over a wood floor, a look of determination on its face, and all four legs in the air
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

The goblin has fed.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
tiny white cat with stains from his food sitting on a wood floor next to an empty bowl and pieces of food everywhere
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"Look, I'm a sphinx!"

Welcome to another mysterious #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #pyramids #sphinx #egypt #humor #humour
orange cat loafing on the edge of a pyramid with the sphinx in the background -- tourists are laughing
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #egypt #sphinx #pyramids

When you have the Christmas spirit, but you also want your cat to murder you in your sleep.

#christmasCarnage #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #Christmasdecorations #humor #humou4
a white cat with light blue eyes looking extremely angry, and decorated with reindeer horns with lights, a large bauble on its nose and a white and stripped scarf around its neck
#Cats #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #christmascarnage #humou4 #Christmasdecorations

I just learned from a book that flapper lingo for something very cool was "It's the kitty's eyebrows." 😆🐱

In case the bee's knees are not enough.

#caturday #cats #language #Roaring20s
#Caturday #Cats #language #roaring20s

I am working. I’m on the computer as we speak.

#Funny #Humor #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats
A cat is cutely lying on its back on a computer keyboard.
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #cat #lol #Fun

#caturday evening plans -- wine and shouting!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
little white and orange tabby sitting at a table with its mouth open, with a glass of wine in front of it
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

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