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So this is why her supply of eggs is never... eggs-austed.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Chickens #Eggs #ThePriceOfEggs #Henstodon #ChickensOfTheFediverse #Chickenstodon #WhyDidTheChickenCrossTheRoad #Hens
Two-panel comic. Top panel shows two women standing outside a short fence. Inside the fence is a hen pecking at the ground. Behind her, in her chicken coup, is a lone egg in her nest. The one woman says to the other, "Henrietta provides us with eggs, and when she stops laying, we'll eat her." The bottom panels shows Henrietta the chicken in a grocery store, holding a carton of eggs. The cashier says to her, "Picking up another dozen eggs, Henrietta?" Text below the comic reads, "... And this is WHY the chicken crossed the road."
#mastodon #humour #humor #eggs #chickens #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #thepriceofeggs #henstodon #chickensofthefediverse #chickenstodon #whydidthechickencrosstheroad #hens

The resemblance is uncanny...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Politics #Trump #DonaldTrump #USPol #Bathrooms #Toilet
Photo of a toilet with the seat up. An orange-ish towel or piece of carpet has been slung across the uppermost area of the lifted seat, and a red cloth of some kind has been placed in the middle of the hinge. There is a distinct resemblance to Donald Trump, with the orange fabric resembling his hair, the red fabric resembling his tie, and the gaping hole in the seat resembling his pursed mouth when he is shouting.
#trump #mastodon #donaldtrump #politics #humour #humor #uspol #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #bathrooms #toilet

Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #Snakes #Parenting #DadJokes #ShoeboxBlog #Driving
Comic showing a red car driving down a winding road in the country, surrounded by green grassy fields. A frazzled man in green clothes with a green hat is driving the car, and it's full of green snakes. They are saying things like, "I feel sick," and "He's touching me," and "I have to pee," and "Are we there yet? I'm hungry." Caption reads, "Saint Patrick regrets his decision to drive the snakes out of Ireland." Signature reads "ShoeboxBlog dot com"
#mastodon #humour #humor #saintpatricksday #puns #parenting #dadjokes #snakes #driving #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #dadjoke #stpattysday #stpatricksdaymemes #happystpatricksday #wearingofthegreen #shoeboxblog

St. Patrick’s Day☘️ is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #DadJokes #StarTrek #SirPatrickStewart #CaptainPicard #Picard
A meme showing Sir Patrick Stewart made up like a classic image of St. Patrick, in robe and posing as if to bless someone. On his shirt is a glowing Star Trek symbol, and behind him in the sky is the star ship Enterprise.
#mastodon #humour #humor #saintpatricksday #startrek #puns #dadjokes #picard #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #stpattysday #stpatricksdaymemes #happystpatricksday #wearingofthegreen #sirpatrickstewart #captainpicard

Bonus #DadJoke :
Q: What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes?
A: You let the mango.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Sherlock #DrStrange #BenedictCumberbatch #Actors
An apparent news article from a newspaper. The top has an image of actor Benedict Cumberbatch, and the bottom half reads: "Quaint heartthrob Bodysnatch Cummerbund this week announced his engagement to theatre director Sophie Hunter, to the mass upset of millions of his enamoured viewers. Buffalo Custardbath, 38, is best known as the lead role in hit BBC series Sherlock, and has also had prominent roles in 12 Years A Slave, War Horse, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, and voices the dragon Smaug in The Hobbit trilogy. Formidable acting repertoire aside, Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch's fame is largely attributed to his dashing persona and his unusual name. We look forward to Mr & Mrs Cabbagewank's wedding."
#mastodon #humour #humor #actors #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #dadjoke #sherlock #drstrange #benedictcumberbatch

"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!"

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #StarTrek #TNG #StarTrekTNG #Picard #Troi
Two-panel meme with a scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard is seated in his Ready Room, and Counselor Troi is seated across the desk from him. Troi is asking, "What does a yellow traffic light mean?" Picard answers, "Slow down." Troi says, "What... does... a... yellow... traffic... light... mean?"
#mastodon #humour #humor #startrek #picard #tng #startrektng #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #troi

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