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Nice sub-woofers!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
big grey irish wolfhound on a leash, wearing saddlebags with two wirehaired dashunds peeking out from the pockets
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

How I feel attending most committee meetings.

#bigbird #muppets #committee #academia #meetings #humor #humour #funny #satire
big bird (giant yellow puppet in the shape of a bird) looking stunned at a meeting with a number of people sitting around a table with open laptops
#funny #humour #humor #satire #muppets #academia #meetings #committee #bigbird

French paratrooper!

#caturday #cats #cat #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Cat: "I have no regrets."

#caturday #cats #cat #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
a brown cat licking its nose after plunging his face into a container of greek style jogurt -- his authory is holding him and looking annoyed
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Welcome to another cunning #caturday.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #sneaky #soon #funny #humor #humour
ca cat hiding in a ball pit waiting to attack -- barely visible behind all the multicolored balls
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #soon #sneaky

Max is a terrible proof-reader, but he knows where all the reference books are kept. (He finds style guides particularly tasty.)

#cat #cats #castodon #catsofmastodon #proofreading #writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour #funny #max
Max the grey siberian, looking cute for the camera, lying on top of a shelf holding style guides and dictionaries
#funny #writing #Cats #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #catsofmastodon #castodon #cat #max

Typography: It Matters!

#typography #type #font #fonts #humor #humour #funny #writingcommunity #books #writing
Two notes in red pen, both saying the same thing: I will always find you. The first note has a cute font that includes hearts of the i. The other has a font that looks like something a killer clown would use.
#funny #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #typography #fonts #font #type

So, what does an existential crisis smell like, exactly?

#existential #existentialcrisis #candles #humor #humour #satire #funny
photo of a hand holding a candle with a label that says: a candle for What the Actual Fuck? Smells like an existential crisis - Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me? Whisky River Soap Co.
#funny #humour #humor #satire #ExistentialCrisis #existential #candles

They have nothing but scorn for the poor English cucumber, slowly liquefying in the crisper.

#fridge #refrigerator #humor #humour #funny #butter #dandies
three french dandies looking down with destain. Caption reads: "Butter watching the other food items inthe fridge from its special tray."
#funny #humour #humor #dandies #butter #refrigerator #fridge

Me too, buddy, me too.

#cat #cats #morning #catstodon #catsofmastodon #yawning #cute #humor #humour
cute tabby kitten (brown and grey) with it's mouth open, yawning. Adorable pink tongue.
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cute #morning #yawning

The miracle of coffee!

#coffee #mornings #humor #humour #funny
a white mug of coffee with lines indicating the mug's fullness and this text, top to bottom: shhh; almost; now you may speak; nevermind, i have to poop now
#funny #humour #humor #coffee #mornings

The real question is HOW do we want time travel? Upgraded Delorian? Old-timey British Police box? Fancy art nouveau design with upholstered seat? HOW do we want time travel!

#timetravel #scifi #SF #SFF #writing #sciencefiction #humor #humour #funny
man wearing sunglasses and a hoodie holding up hand drawn sign that says: "What to we want? Time Travel? When do we want it? It's irrelevant!"
#funny #writing #humour #humor #sff #sciencefiction #sf #timetravel #scifi

Classic #caturday photobomb!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
photobomb: a cat in the extreme foreground, taking up most of the screen, with it's eyes squinting and its tongue out In the backgroud: a couple kissing in the park
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Savagely accurate.

#writingcommunity #writing #books #book #bookstodon #humor #humour #funny
Little sign on a table next to a ceramic mushroom that says: "Being a writer is cool because it's like always having homework and then you die."
#funny #book #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon

Seems legit

#tiger #tigers #cat #cats #castodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
a tiger lying in a large cardboard box with the words "free kitten" written at the front, over which the tiger's chin rests
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #castodon #cat #tiger #tigers

Not even the cute ones?

#robots #AI #signs #humor #humour #funny
red neon sign with a background of spam labels that reads: Do Not Trust Robots Eve De Haan It is what it is Space Sation Gallery 159 Bermondy street, se13ux #spacestation_hq
#funny #ai #humour #humor #robots #signs

What a sleepy #caturday afternoon!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
grey tabby with a dopey look on his face, like he's just woken up
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Nothing to see here, just a perfectly ordinary writer at work.

#writing #writer #writingcommunity #books #book #bookstodon #sff #SF #WIP #humor #humour #funny
b&w photo of a serviceman of some kind sitting at a typewriter while wearing a breathing apparatus and a weird glass helmet with vacuum tubes and wire around the outside of it
#funny #book #wip #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon #sff #writer #sf

Help is here
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor #humour #DogsOfMastodon
Photo of a black lab and a shaggy big dog looking up at an oven rack filled with baked cookies.
#Dogs #humour #humor #dogsofmastodon

Nailed it!

#brick #sidewalk #ocd #humor #humour #funny
brick sidewalk that stops abruptly before a lamp-post, and begins immediately feet to the left (an OCD nightmare)
#funny #humour #humor #ocd #sidewalk #brick

That still might not be enough.

#coffee #coffeetime #monday #mondaymood #mondaymotivation #funny #humour #humor
woman sits at a booth in a diner (the word diner behind her in neon), wearing a server's uniform, and drinking directly from an entire glass carafe of coffee
#funny #humour #humor #coffee #mondaymood #mondaymotivation #monday #coffeetime

And now I'd like to play you a little number I call "#caturday"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
white cat sitting at a piano like a human, with one arm over the seat, and one paw on the keyboard, looking at the camera like he's about to say something
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Shut up while the adults talk, Bob.

#weirddog #IKnowTheyreWolves #wolf #wolves #animals #humor #humour #funny
three white wolves, two face to face, and one whose head is down between the two, with another wolf's paw over its eyes
#funny #animals #humour #humor #wolves #wolf #weirddog #iknowtheyrewolves

Me, and how well I understand quantum mechanics.

#animal #animals #penguin #penguins #humor #humour #funny #art #painting #renaissance #quantummechani cs
penguin in an art gallery looking at renaissance paintings
#funny #art #renaissance #painting #animals #humour #humor #animal #penguins #penguin #quantummechani

As foretold in the ancient prophecies!

#bear #bears #animal #animals #weirddog #IKnowItsABear #humor #humour #funny
black bear standing on someone's driveway in the background, while in the foreground, a yellow sign that says "caution bear in area" with an identically shaped bear on the sign
#funny #animals #humour #humor #animal #bears #bear #iknowitsabear #weirddog

Mom! The other calves are watching!

#cow #calf #animals #cute #funny #humor #humour
cow licking the face of a calf, while the calf squinches up its eye
#funny #animals #humour #humor #cute #calf #cow

at least he's not Lion around #humour
#humour

Anyone else enjoying Good Omens 2?

#goodomens #bible #sundayfunday #noahsarc #humor #humour #funny
God is love* (*terms and conditions apply): three panels depicting Noah's Arc and drowning people screaming for help
#funny #humour #humor #bible #sundayfunday #noahsarc #goodomens

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