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What the hell was that dispenser serving?

Proofreading: It Matters!

#humor #humour #proofreading #editing #writing #writingcommunity #funnysigns
drink dispenser with a sign on it that says: sorry (a little unhappy face holding up that word) Sorry for incontinence
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #editing #funnysigns

"Your choice, man. Either I lose the wig, or you lose one of your legs."."

#dog #dogs #doggo #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
beige bulldog wearing a wig with two little buns and a cute bow around one of them, looks uncertain about it
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #doggo

These cool dudes look like they're about to drop an album. They need a good band name though, any ideas?

#cat #cats #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #catstodon #catsofmastodon #albumcover #band #humor #humour
A grey cat looking at the camera as though he's taking a selfie, along with his two rottweiler buddies standing behind him and a red-haired spaniel next to him -- they look like a rock band photo
#Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #band #albumcover

Oh the humiliation!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #bird #birds #birbs
cat sitting inside a birdcage, looking annoyed, while a bird sits atop it
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #birds #bird #birbs

Behold, your queen of #caturday bathtime!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsomastodon #humor #humour #funny #rubberduckies
white cat with blue eyes, looking out from a bath filled with yellow rubber duckies
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #cat #catstodon #rubberduckies #CatsOMastodon

Adorable!

[sound on for all the delightful num-num noises Teddy makes as he tucks into a fall treat of delectable mini-pumpkins]

#fall #pumpkins #porcupine #porcupines #animal #animals #cute #humor #humour
#fall #animals #humour #humor #animal #cute #porcupines #porcupine #pumpkins

In case you're ever tempted to pet a weird dog, here's the info you need.

#IKNOWtheyAreBears #weirddog #bear #bears #animals #humor #humour
Alaskan Bear Petting Chart -- silhouette of bear with areas indicated: Nope; You're not quick enough; Life insurance up to date? Think Again; Skibbity Pap, Permanent Nap. #keepwildlifewild The Tongass National Forest offers a unique opportunity to see wildlife up close, as they live. With this opportunity comes responsibiility. For your safety and the safety of others, please do not attempt to feed, pet or take selfies with bears.
#animals #humour #humor #bears #bear #weirddog #iknowtheyarebears

"Are you not entertained?"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #rome #italy #coliseum #humor #humour
photoshopped picture of Rome, with a giant grey and white cat lying in the coliseum
#Cats #humour #humor #Italy #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #Rome #coliseum

Sunday mornin' comin' down

#humor #humour #funny #harrisonford #kriskristoferson
Harrison Ford looking a little grizzled in an unkempt beard sitting next to a big dog. Caption: When the mushrooms wear off and you realize you're not a space smuggler traveling across the universe with a wookie.
#funny #humour #humor #kriskristoferson #harrisonford

It's a #caturday takeover!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour
black cat wearing a vest that says "security dog"
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

The spooky season has begun!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #october #spookyseason #humor #humour #funny
cat with a towel over its head and mouth open, with a flashlight shining on its chin. the caption reads: Then ... she got ... the spray bottle!
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #spookyseason #october

"I mean, that cat has the smelliest butt ... why are looking so worried. He's not here. Right? Right?"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #bird #birds #birb #humor #humour #cartoon #scenario
yellow cockatiel with a siamese cat behind it -- the cat his its eyes crossed and tongue out
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #birds #Cartoon #bird #birb #scenario

And that's how that photo shoot ended.

#lion #lions #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #animals #humor #humour
lionness holding a camera with a telephoto lens in her mouth
#animals #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #lions #lion

When you know you need to do laundry, but you're just not in the mood.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
cat looking contented and annoyed in the middle of a pile of towels.
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

So, this cheese is for everyone, right?

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour #cheese
orange tabby cat reaching for hunks of cheese on a cutting board with a knife and grapes too
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cheese

Over on Tumblr there's this tradition called Wet Beast Wednesday. Will it work here?

I'll start: This is a weird dog in a bathtub.

With flowers.

#IKnowItsABear #weirddog #bear #bears #WetBeastWednesday #humor #humour #animals
a brown bear looking relaxed as it lies in an outside bathtub filled with water and sprinkled with a few red flowers -- adorable
#animals #humour #humor #bears #bear #iknowitsabear #weirddog #WetBeastWednesday

Hooman! Grab my paw if you want to live!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
Looking up at a grey and white cat in the branches of a tree, reaching down with its front right paw
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

I love you too, coffee, I really do. *wipes tear from eye*

#coffee #espresso #MondayMornings #MondayMotivation #humor #humour #heart #love
cup of espresso seen from above, with a clear spot in the foam that look like a heart
#love #humour #humor #espresso #coffee #mondaymotivation #mondaymornings #heart

The original Canadian club.

#passiveaggressive #canada #humor #humour #funny #canadian
a black sign with white letters that say: The first rule of passive aggressive club is ... you know what, nevermind, it's FINE
#funny #canada #humour #humor #canadian #passiveaggressive

All hail the new Disney DoggoPope!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #croc #humor #humour #funny
chihuahua wearing a pink croc on its head, looking stoned/stupid and a bit like the pope -- there are buttons of Daisy Duck and Donald Duck in the croc holes
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #croc

Master diamond thief. [sound on!]

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #PinkPanther #humor #humour #funny

[video description: a white and brown cat sits on top of a chair with openings, looking for at the hole below it, while a dark grey cat sneaks out of another entrance. The theme song for the Pink Panther plays in the background]
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #pinkpanther

This little guy is clearly running illegal SQUIRREL software on CAT hardware, but I'm still sharing it for #caturday.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #squirrel
a grey and white tabby cat hunched over, holding a yellow ball in the same posture as squirrel with a nut
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #squirrel

The act had won Most Unconvincing Bear Award 6 years running. Everyone said they were terrible. Hank didn't care. He had been practicing on his flugelhorn, and he was sure that this season would be different.

The crowds were going to love the new routine: the breathtaking glissandos, the ursine dancing, and his hat. They were going to love the tassly bits on his hat.

Carl had no such illusions. He did, however, pray for the sweet release of death.

#microfiction #humor #humour #flashfiction
old photo of a man dressed as a bear (kind of unconvincingly) and another man holding him on a leash, wearing a tassled hat, a horn slung over his shoulder and a tambourine in his hands
#microfiction #humour #humor #flashfiction

Some days you just need to say "fuck it" and take your hat-wearing burro and motion capture alien for a walk

#animal #animals #burro #donkey #humor #humour #funny
at a beach, a man walks a small burro wearing a hat on a leash and behind them, a person in a motion-capture green suit with alien eyes.
#funny #animals #humour #humor #animal #donkey #burro

Perfectly normal and safe tree. Yep, no dangers here!

#weirddog #bear #bears #animals #nature #humour #humor #funny
bear hiding (very badly) behind a tree that is about half its width, with a reflection of the tree and bear in water in front of it
#funny #Nature #animals #humour #humor #bears #bear #weirddog

What a freaking surprise! It's #caturday again!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #teef #teefs
closeup of grey/brown tabby with his eyes open and two teef showing; the cat looks surprised/horrified
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #teefs #teef

When you get hit with a polymorph spell and fail your save.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #DnD #5e #RPG #humor #humour #funny
cute kitten sitting in the empty helmet on top of a suit of armor
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dnd #rpg #5e

Ugh! I hate it when the toilet gets clogged.

#pun #puns #humor #humour #funny #clogs #DadJokes
photo of a toilet bowl with two clogs (wooden shoes) in it
#funny #humour #humor #puns #pun #dadjokes #clogs

A raven, diagramming how it's going to kill us all.

#raven #ravens #corvid #corvids #murderbird #humor #humour #funny
large raven standing in front of ann easel with a paintbrush in its beak, painting on a canvas in blood-colored paint
#funny #humour #humor #corvid #raven #corvids #murderbird #ravens

Dog discovers that cats are *totally right* about how fun it is to sit in a box.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour #cute
dog looking very happy as it sits in a big cardboard box
#funny #Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #cute

Ridiculously cute #caturday content.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #cute #cuteOverload
adorable orange kitten with its mouth open and tongue down, looking like its smiling. nice pointy ears!
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cute #cuteoverload

And now, an earworm to help make this #caturday especially tuneful.

Toot by Rabbit Cohen (@BathysphereHat )

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #earworm #tearsforfears #shout

#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #earworm #shout #tearsforfears @BathysphereHat

You ever get hit in the head so hard you get that taste in the back of your throat, almost like blood but not exactly?

The whole world fades for a while and slowly comes back online...

Like that, I think.

#existential #existentialcrisis #candles #humor #humour #satire #funny
#funny #humour #humor #satire #ExistentialCrisis #existential #candles

Kinda the opposite of: "Let's party!"

#humor #funny #humour #signs #FeelFreetoReplyWiththatAirplaneGif
yellow sign in front of brick walll that says: Never in the historyy of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.
#funny #humour #humor #signs #feelfreetoreplywiththatairplanegif

"Because you're yarrhh rrrrrrrunnnn mmonnrgh!"

#chewbacca #starwars #lorealad #humor #humour #satire #parody #funny
L'Oreal Paris -- photo of flowing auburn hair with Chewbacca's face photoshopped into it
#funny #humour #humor #starwars #satire #parody #lorealad #chewbacca

Only four fandoms enraged, but I can live with it.

#startrek #batman #harrypotter #starwars #humor #humour #fandom
at the transporter pad of the original enterprise, 1966 batman next to captain kirk with the quote: "I sense a disturbance in the Force." ~Harry Potter
#humour #humor #starwars #batman #startrek #fandom #harrypotter

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