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Hi hooman. I've made a terrible mistake.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #vendingmachine
black and white kitten looking for help because he is stuck inside a vending machine selling candy and chocolate bars, halls and what looks like shaving cream
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #vendingmachine

Hello fellow toots! I'm re-pimping this quote from our fellow tooter, Kit (@Kit ), who gave Alpha Max five stars!

"I really enjoyed this fun romp through alternate universes, following alternate Max Tundras (what a perfect character name too). Reminded me of Vonnegut, smart, wryly funny, and makes you think. I’m glad I picked this up!"

https://geni.us/AlphaMax

#sciencefiction #humor #humour #comedy #books #ebook #bookstodon #SFF
three-dimension representation of the cover of alpha max by Mark A. Rayner -- a teal cover with a split up human with red hair and beard -- inside the slices are galaxies and universes
three-dimension representation of the cover of alpha max by Mark A. Rayner -- a teal cover with a split up human with red hair and beard -- inside the slices are galaxies and universes
#comedy #ebook #humour #humor #books #bookstodon #sff #sciencefiction @Kit

Let the #caturday mayhem commence!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
brown tabby curled up in cat tree with a look of shock on its face, as a white and brown tabby jumps through a paper door and gets stuck, so its back end is hanging out
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

This dude is ducking full of positivity!

#duck #ducks #positivity #positiveaffirmations #humor #humour #cute
white duck looking at its reflection in a mirror with stickies on it that say: you can do it! be your BEST self!!! You are handsome Today is a new day!
#positivity #humour #humor #cute #ducks #positiveaffirmations #duck

When you have that recurring dream about a chipmunk you just can't quite reach. [sound on!]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #dreams #chipmunk #chirp #humor #humour
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dreams #chirp #chipmunk

Beans!

[that's it, that's the post]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #feets #feet #paws #beans #humor #humour
closeup of pink footpads (aka, beans) of a cat with a white leg
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #beans #paws #feet #feets

Welcome to another wonderful and weird #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #memes
Orange kitten with its foreleg stuck down in the couch, it's eyes are wide with fear or excitement, and it's claws are out. Caption: When you're looking for the remote and touch something weird.
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #memes

What the hell was that dispenser serving?

Proofreading: It Matters!

#humor #humour #proofreading #editing #writing #writingcommunity #funnysigns
drink dispenser with a sign on it that says: sorry (a little unhappy face holding up that word) Sorry for incontinence
#writing #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #editing #funnysigns

"Your choice, man. Either I lose the wig, or you lose one of your legs."."

#dog #dogs #doggo #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
beige bulldog wearing a wig with two little buns and a cute bow around one of them, looks uncertain about it
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #doggo

These cool dudes look like they're about to drop an album. They need a good band name though, any ideas?

#cat #cats #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #catstodon #catsofmastodon #albumcover #band #humor #humour
A grey cat looking at the camera as though he's taking a selfie, along with his two rottweiler buddies standing behind him and a red-haired spaniel next to him -- they look like a rock band photo
#Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #band #albumcover

Oh the humiliation!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #bird #birds #birbs
cat sitting inside a birdcage, looking annoyed, while a bird sits atop it
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #birds #bird #birbs

Behold, your queen of #caturday bathtime!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsomastodon #humor #humour #funny #rubberduckies
white cat with blue eyes, looking out from a bath filled with yellow rubber duckies
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #cat #catstodon #rubberduckies #CatsOMastodon

Adorable!

[sound on for all the delightful num-num noises Teddy makes as he tucks into a fall treat of delectable mini-pumpkins]

#fall #pumpkins #porcupine #porcupines #animal #animals #cute #humor #humour
#fall #animals #humour #humor #animal #cute #porcupines #porcupine #pumpkins

In case you're ever tempted to pet a weird dog, here's the info you need.

#IKNOWtheyAreBears #weirddog #bear #bears #animals #humor #humour
Alaskan Bear Petting Chart -- silhouette of bear with areas indicated: Nope; You're not quick enough; Life insurance up to date? Think Again; Skibbity Pap, Permanent Nap. #keepwildlifewild The Tongass National Forest offers a unique opportunity to see wildlife up close, as they live. With this opportunity comes responsibiility. For your safety and the safety of others, please do not attempt to feed, pet or take selfies with bears.
#animals #humour #humor #bears #bear #weirddog #iknowtheyarebears

"Are you not entertained?"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #rome #italy #coliseum #humor #humour
photoshopped picture of Rome, with a giant grey and white cat lying in the coliseum
#Cats #humour #humor #Italy #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #Rome #coliseum

Sunday mornin' comin' down

#humor #humour #funny #harrisonford #kriskristoferson
Harrison Ford looking a little grizzled in an unkempt beard sitting next to a big dog. Caption: When the mushrooms wear off and you realize you're not a space smuggler traveling across the universe with a wookie.
#funny #humour #humor #kriskristoferson #harrisonford

It's a #caturday takeover!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour
black cat wearing a vest that says "security dog"
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

The spooky season has begun!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #october #spookyseason #humor #humour #funny
cat with a towel over its head and mouth open, with a flashlight shining on its chin. the caption reads: Then ... she got ... the spray bottle!
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #spookyseason #october

"I mean, that cat has the smelliest butt ... why are looking so worried. He's not here. Right? Right?"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #bird #birds #birb #humor #humour #cartoon #scenario
yellow cockatiel with a siamese cat behind it -- the cat his its eyes crossed and tongue out
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #birds #Cartoon #bird #birb #scenario

And that's how that photo shoot ended.

#lion #lions #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #animals #humor #humour
lionness holding a camera with a telephoto lens in her mouth
#animals #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #lions #lion

When you know you need to do laundry, but you're just not in the mood.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
cat looking contented and annoyed in the middle of a pile of towels.
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

So, this cheese is for everyone, right?

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour #cheese
orange tabby cat reaching for hunks of cheese on a cutting board with a knife and grapes too
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #cheese

Over on Tumblr there's this tradition called Wet Beast Wednesday. Will it work here?

I'll start: This is a weird dog in a bathtub.

With flowers.

#IKnowItsABear #weirddog #bear #bears #WetBeastWednesday #humor #humour #animals
a brown bear looking relaxed as it lies in an outside bathtub filled with water and sprinkled with a few red flowers -- adorable
#animals #humour #humor #bears #bear #iknowitsabear #weirddog #WetBeastWednesday

Hooman! Grab my paw if you want to live!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
Looking up at a grey and white cat in the branches of a tree, reaching down with its front right paw
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

I love you too, coffee, I really do. *wipes tear from eye*

#coffee #espresso #MondayMornings #MondayMotivation #humor #humour #heart #love
cup of espresso seen from above, with a clear spot in the foam that look like a heart
#love #humour #humor #espresso #coffee #mondaymotivation #mondaymornings #heart

The original Canadian club.

#passiveaggressive #canada #humor #humour #funny #canadian
a black sign with white letters that say: The first rule of passive aggressive club is ... you know what, nevermind, it's FINE
#funny #canada #humour #humor #canadian #passiveaggressive

All hail the new Disney DoggoPope!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #croc #humor #humour #funny
chihuahua wearing a pink croc on its head, looking stoned/stupid and a bit like the pope -- there are buttons of Daisy Duck and Donald Duck in the croc holes
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #croc

Master diamond thief. [sound on!]

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #PinkPanther #humor #humour #funny

[video description: a white and brown cat sits on top of a chair with openings, looking for at the hole below it, while a dark grey cat sneaks out of another entrance. The theme song for the Pink Panther plays in the background]
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #pinkpanther

This little guy is clearly running illegal SQUIRREL software on CAT hardware, but I'm still sharing it for #caturday.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #squirrel
a grey and white tabby cat hunched over, holding a yellow ball in the same posture as squirrel with a nut
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #squirrel

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