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A raven, diagramming how it's going to kill us all.

#raven #ravens #corvid #corvids #murderbird #humor #humour #funny
large raven standing in front of ann easel with a paintbrush in its beak, painting on a canvas in blood-colored paint
#funny #humour #humor #corvid #raven #corvids #murderbird #ravens

Dog discovers that cats are *totally right* about how fun it is to sit in a box.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #funny #humor #humour #cute
dog looking very happy as it sits in a big cardboard box
#funny #Cats #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #dogstodon #cute

And now, an earworm to help make this #caturday especially tuneful.

Toot by Rabbit Cohen (@BathysphereHat )

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #earworm #tearsforfears #shout

#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #earworm #shout #tearsforfears @BathysphereHat

You ever get hit in the head so hard you get that taste in the back of your throat, almost like blood but not exactly?

The whole world fades for a while and slowly comes back online...

Like that, I think.

#existential #existentialcrisis #candles #humor #humour #satire #funny
#funny #humour #humor #satire #ExistentialCrisis #existential #candles

Kinda the opposite of: "Let's party!"

#humor #funny #humour #signs #FeelFreetoReplyWiththatAirplaneGif
yellow sign in front of brick walll that says: Never in the historyy of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.
#funny #humour #humor #signs #feelfreetoreplywiththatairplanegif

"Because you're yarrhh rrrrrrrunnnn mmonnrgh!"

#chewbacca #starwars #lorealad #humor #humour #satire #parody #funny
L'Oreal Paris -- photo of flowing auburn hair with Chewbacca's face photoshopped into it
#funny #humour #humor #starwars #satire #parody #lorealad #chewbacca

Nice sub-woofers!

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
big grey irish wolfhound on a leash, wearing saddlebags with two wirehaired dashunds peeking out from the pockets
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

How I feel attending most committee meetings.

#bigbird #muppets #committee #academia #meetings #humor #humour #funny #satire
big bird (giant yellow puppet in the shape of a bird) looking stunned at a meeting with a number of people sitting around a table with open laptops
#funny #humour #humor #satire #muppets #academia #meetings #committee #bigbird

French paratrooper!

#caturday #cats #cat #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Cat: "I have no regrets."

#caturday #cats #cat #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
a brown cat licking its nose after plunging his face into a container of greek style jogurt -- his authory is holding him and looking annoyed
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Welcome to another cunning #caturday.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #sneaky #soon #funny #humor #humour
ca cat hiding in a ball pit waiting to attack -- barely visible behind all the multicolored balls
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #soon #sneaky

Max is a terrible proof-reader, but he knows where all the reference books are kept. (He finds style guides particularly tasty.)

#cat #cats #castodon #catsofmastodon #proofreading #writing #writingcommunity #humor #humour #funny #max
Max the grey siberian, looking cute for the camera, lying on top of a shelf holding style guides and dictionaries
#funny #writing #Cats #humour #humor #proofreading #writingcommunity #catsofmastodon #castodon #cat #max

Typography: It Matters!

#typography #type #font #fonts #humor #humour #funny #writingcommunity #books #writing
Two notes in red pen, both saying the same thing: I will always find you. The first note has a cute font that includes hearts of the i. The other has a font that looks like something a killer clown would use.
#funny #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #typography #fonts #font #type

So, what does an existential crisis smell like, exactly?

#existential #existentialcrisis #candles #humor #humour #satire #funny
photo of a hand holding a candle with a label that says: a candle for What the Actual Fuck? Smells like an existential crisis - Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me? Whisky River Soap Co.
#funny #humour #humor #satire #ExistentialCrisis #existential #candles

They have nothing but scorn for the poor English cucumber, slowly liquefying in the crisper.

#fridge #refrigerator #humor #humour #funny #butter #dandies
three french dandies looking down with destain. Caption reads: "Butter watching the other food items inthe fridge from its special tray."
#funny #humour #humor #dandies #butter #refrigerator #fridge

The miracle of coffee!

#coffee #mornings #humor #humour #funny
a white mug of coffee with lines indicating the mug's fullness and this text, top to bottom: shhh; almost; now you may speak; nevermind, i have to poop now
#funny #humour #humor #coffee #mornings

The real question is HOW do we want time travel? Upgraded Delorian? Old-timey British Police box? Fancy art nouveau design with upholstered seat? HOW do we want time travel!

#timetravel #scifi #SF #SFF #writing #sciencefiction #humor #humour #funny
man wearing sunglasses and a hoodie holding up hand drawn sign that says: "What to we want? Time Travel? When do we want it? It's irrelevant!"
#funny #writing #humour #humor #sff #sciencefiction #sf #timetravel #scifi

Classic #caturday photobomb!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
photobomb: a cat in the extreme foreground, taking up most of the screen, with it's eyes squinting and its tongue out In the backgroud: a couple kissing in the park
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Savagely accurate.

#writingcommunity #writing #books #book #bookstodon #humor #humour #funny
Little sign on a table next to a ceramic mushroom that says: "Being a writer is cool because it's like always having homework and then you die."
#funny #book #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon

Seems legit

#tiger #tigers #cat #cats #castodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
a tiger lying in a large cardboard box with the words "free kitten" written at the front, over which the tiger's chin rests
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #castodon #cat #tiger #tigers

Not even the cute ones?

#robots #AI #signs #humor #humour #funny
red neon sign with a background of spam labels that reads: Do Not Trust Robots Eve De Haan It is what it is Space Sation Gallery 159 Bermondy street, se13ux #spacestation_hq
#funny #ai #humour #humor #robots #signs

What a sleepy #caturday afternoon!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
grey tabby with a dopey look on his face, like he's just woken up
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Nothing to see here, just a perfectly ordinary writer at work.

#writing #writer #writingcommunity #books #book #bookstodon #sff #SF #WIP #humor #humour #funny
b&w photo of a serviceman of some kind sitting at a typewriter while wearing a breathing apparatus and a weird glass helmet with vacuum tubes and wire around the outside of it
#funny #book #wip #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon #sff #writer #sf

Zooming. #comics #funny #zoom
[a person is sitting at a desk in front of a computer. The room is extremely messy except for what the camera can see in the background] Video chat is a chance for my internet friends to get to know the real me.
#comics #funny #zoom

Nailed it!

#brick #sidewalk #ocd #humor #humour #funny
brick sidewalk that stops abruptly before a lamp-post, and begins immediately feet to the left (an OCD nightmare)
#funny #humour #humor #ocd #sidewalk #brick

That still might not be enough.

#coffee #coffeetime #monday #mondaymood #mondaymotivation #funny #humour #humor
woman sits at a booth in a diner (the word diner behind her in neon), wearing a server's uniform, and drinking directly from an entire glass carafe of coffee
#funny #humour #humor #coffee #mondaymood #mondaymotivation #monday #coffeetime

And now I'd like to play you a little number I call "#caturday"

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
white cat sitting at a piano like a human, with one arm over the seat, and one paw on the keyboard, looking at the camera like he's about to say something
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

Shut up while the adults talk, Bob.

#weirddog #IKnowTheyreWolves #wolf #wolves #animals #humor #humour #funny
three white wolves, two face to face, and one whose head is down between the two, with another wolf's paw over its eyes
#funny #animals #humour #humor #wolves #wolf #weirddog #iknowtheyrewolves

Me, and how well I understand quantum mechanics.

#animal #animals #penguin #penguins #humor #humour #funny #art #painting #renaissance #quantummechani cs
penguin in an art gallery looking at renaissance paintings
#funny #art #renaissance #painting #animals #humour #humor #animal #penguins #penguin #quantummechani

As foretold in the ancient prophecies!

#bear #bears #animal #animals #weirddog #IKnowItsABear #humor #humour #funny
black bear standing on someone's driveway in the background, while in the foreground, a yellow sign that says "caution bear in area" with an identically shaped bear on the sign
#funny #animals #humour #humor #animal #bears #bear #iknowitsabear #weirddog

Mom! The other calves are watching!

#cow #calf #animals #cute #funny #humor #humour
cow licking the face of a calf, while the calf squinches up its eye
#funny #animals #humour #humor #cute #calf #cow

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