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When you eat all the chips and don't give him any.

#caturday #judgement #cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #funny #goblinmode
grey-brown tabby cat looking judgemental with crhistmas decorations in the background
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #GoblinMode #judgement

#Hanukkah Is So Absolutely Messed Up. Here's How to Actually Fix It

https://youtu.be/_v2l4DP4f7M?si=2LNk_Mg_t6QjOVI1 #news #religion #funny #humor #comedy #press #media #israel #ukraine #usa #us

- YouTube

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youtu.be
#ukraine #funny #comedy #news #religion #us #humor #press #usa #israel #media #hanukkah

Someone's been reading a lot of Calvin and Hobbes.

#humor #humour #calvinandhobbes #snowman #funny
snowman made to look like it's eating a small child, with the legs and feet still sticking out of its mouth
#funny #humour #humor #calvinandhobbes #snowman

It’s all in a name.

Adding to the long list of ‘check your market before deciding on a name’ is ‘Jobby the Lamp’ From John Lewis.

https://www.thenational.scot/business/24798419.scots-react-john-lewis-selling-jobby-cat-table-lamp/

(for those outside our fair country, I attach a link to the Collins definition of the word https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/jobbie - others are available 😂)

#Slang #Jobby #JohnLewis #Scotland #Funny #UnfortunateNames
Collage. Jobby the Lamp pictured over a John Lewis shop entrance

Scots react to John Lewis selling 'Jobby the cat' table lamp

SCOTS have reacted with amusement to John Lewis selling a table lamp in the form of a cat named "Jobby" ...
The Jouker (The National)
#funny #scotland #unfortunatenames #johnlewis #jobby #slang

Fossil fuel fun fair just to annoy fossil fuel marketers
#fossilfuels #marketing #funny
https://youtu.be/UBKe_6RXsko?si=a5-cYor8zUAJ_nZQ

- YouTube

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#funny #fossilfuels #marketing

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

George Carlin

#Funny #carlin
#funny #carlin

Santa gives more to rich children than poor children.

#xmas #funny #capitalism
Philomena Cunk (actress Diane Morgan) standing next to a plastic Santa. "The good children will get lots of presents and so, it turns out, will the bad children. In fact, the only ones who won't get very much are the poor children. That's because Santa judges a child's goodness based largely on parental income."
#funny #capitalism #xmas

#funny
One guy speaking to his mechanic about his car. "My Tesla keeps giving me misinformation and veering to the far right"
#funny

Trevor knew in his heart that buying black market vapes was never going to end well.

Photo: Petra van der Salde

#Elephant #Funny #Vape
An elephant dusts itself off covering it's head in a cloud, the caption reads 'Trevor knew that buying black market vapes was never going to end well'
#funny #elephant #vape

Departed Humour: GLitcH! Internet to Extranet

Go back in time to the 2000s where Norb deals with a salesman trying to sell him a new fad that everyone must have in the comic strip called GLitcH!

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-glitch-internet-extranet/

#ThrowbackThursday #humour #humor #funny #technology #blog

Departed Humour: GLitcH! Internet to Extranet

Adam Douglas
#funny #humour #humor #throwbackthursday #blog #technology

A FOUR YEAR PLAN To Escape Trump!!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gqsZBfKJp5c #news #press #media #podcast #video #ukraine #russia #usa #us #funny

- YouTube

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#ukraine #russia #funny #news #podcast #us #press #usa #media #Video

😆 This image in my head, a walking newspaper following a human though the streets trying to make the human feel enthusiastic about things in the glass windows of the shops by happily shouting and pointing at random things sold there.

I added a little sketch.

#sketch #funny #newspaperadvertisement
A comic-style image of a passer-by being annoyed by a walking newspaper, that follows him. The newspaper points at a window and asks:"And what about skirts?" The man hurries past and says:"No, thanks."
#funny #sketch #newspaperadvertisement

"His mission, his goals & objectives--whatever that is--we need to embrace it. All of it..Every. Single. Word. If Donald Trump says jump 3 ft high & scratch your head, we all jump 3 ft high & scratch our heads. That's it" - GOP Rep. Troy Nehls [w one of the most pathetic & blatantly #fascist statements I've ever seen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFdiYwvNy3I #news #politics #us #press #election #funny #russia #usa #ukraine #podcast #video #putin

- YouTube

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#ukraine #russia #funny #news #election #podcast #putin #us #politics #press #usa #Video #fascist

We # Mystery Science Theater #Trump's Tragic Ending w Bill Corbett!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-gVZAdrsqo #news #politics #press #comedy #funny #humor #video #usa #kamalaharris #kamala #donaldtrump

Matt McNeil "Bill, how much comic value you get by saying to your audience 'hey you idiots!'"
Corbett "Questionable strategy..there are only so many car dealership guys in the exurbs who can pull your nuts outta the fire after that"

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#funny #comedy #news #trump #donaldtrump #politics #humor #press #usa #Video #kamalaharris #kamala

AI slop hoax parade: Thousands turned out in Dublin for a non-existent Hallowe'en parade, a rumor started by AI slop
https://defector.com/thousands-turn-out-for-nonexistent-halloween-parade-promoted-by-ai-listing
#ireland #dublin #funny #scam #slop #ads #ai #-

Thousands Turn Out For Nonexistent Halloween Parade Promoted By AI Listing | Defector

Thousands of Dubliners showed up for the city’s much-anticipated Halloween parade on Thursday evening.
defector.com
#funny #ai #ireland #scam #ads #dublin #slop

What Makes Soup, Soup?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p06zq5zq

also

The Cube Rule of Food Identification
https://cuberule.com/

#funny #food #ontology

The Cube Rule

Identify your food based on the location of structural starch. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's clearly a taco.
cuberule.com
#funny #food #ontology

I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.

#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns
black and white image of rod stewart, labelled: Rod Stewart color image of rod stewart labelled: Cone Stewart
#funny #humour #humor #color #puns #pun #colortheory #rodstewart

When your duck is into cosplay.

#duck #ducks #dinosaurs #trex #humor #humour #funny
a white duck wearing little booties and two orange arms that make him look like a t-rex -- behind the duck, a giant stature of a t-rex with little tiny arms
#funny #humour #humor #ducks #dinosaurs #duck #trex

The siren call of the em-dash.

#writing #writingcommunity #books #book #writinglife #humor #humour #memes #funny #bookstodon
The distracted boyfriend meme (boyfriend checking out another woman while shocked girlfriend looks on) -- the other woman says "em-dash," the boyfriend says "me", and the girlfriend is other forms of punctuation to continue compound sentences
#funny #book #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #books #bookstodon #memes #writinglife

I am working. I’m on the computer as we speak.

#Funny #Humor #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats
A cat is cutely lying on its back on a computer keyboard.
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #cat #lol #Fun

Truth in advertising on this sticky #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #stickynote #humor #humour #funny
a black and white cat with a sticky note on its head that says "gato"
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #stickynote

"Draw me like one of your French iguanas."

#animal #animals #iguana #lizard #titanic #humor #humour #funny
an iguana lying back on a seat in a reclined position reminiscent of Kate Winslet's character in the scene in Titanic where DiCapro's character sketches her
#funny #titanic #animals #humour #humor #animal #lizard #iguana

What most ancient Greek poets neglect to mention was that in addition to guarding the gates of Hades, Cerberus was also a floofy chonk.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #cerberus #humor #humour #funny
Corgi panting and smiling at the camera, which looks like Cerberus, because he's wearing a collar with two extra corgi heads
#funny #Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #cerberus

Feel the burn!

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny
an orange and white cat lying on an exercise machine, its legs hanging over the handles, looking like a doofus
#funny #Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon

"And IaiaiIIIIIIII ... will always love youououou!"

"Please make it stop."

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #funny #singing
two white cats sitting on a chair, with one looking sad and the other with its mouth open, as though it's singing.
#funny #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #singing

They were grilled perfectly, but they still tasted kinda' funny.

#humor #humour #funny #clown #clowns #coulrophobia
old sign that says: Clown Hamburgers -- the sign is in the shape of a harlequin clown. The clown has a look of sly amusement on its face and is worrying.
#funny #humour #humor #Coulrophobia #clowns #clown

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