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Switzerland Just Dropped A BRUTAL BOMBSHELL On TRUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZmnzyyoTLE

#Switzerland #SwissNeutratity #Trump #Middlefinger #Basel #Karneval #politics #humor

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#trump #politics #humor #switzerland #karneval #basel #swissneutratity #middlefinger

Some days you just want to say "fuck it" and take your Majungasaurus for a walk.

#humor #humor #dinosaur #majungassaurus
girl in a red raincoat holding a teddy bear walking with a red dinosaur as they cross the street
#humor #dinosaur #majungassaurus

Introducing Chuck A. Merican: the obvious choice for Director of the CIA.

#humor #humour #satire #trump #TrumpIsARussianAsset
Putin with a fake mustache and glasses
#trump #humour #humor #satire #trumpisarussianasset

Tariffs for Dummies:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2KHWVB03gOY

#finance #tax #economics #logic #humor #trumpTariffs #politics

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#logic #tax #politics #humor #finance #economics #trumptariffs

Ernest Hemingway’s 5 Surprisingly Easy Rules for Writing

1. Kill adjectives
2. Murder your darlings
3. Slaughter long sentences
4. Exterminate repetition
5. Whiskey, but only after s̶l̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶l̶o̶o̶d̶l̶u̶s̶t̶ writing

#writing #writingcommunity #amwriting #humor #humour #satire
a shirtless ernest hemingway holding a shotgun and looking nonplussed
#writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #satire #amwriting

Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #Snakes #Parenting #DadJokes #ShoeboxBlog #Driving
Comic showing a red car driving down a winding road in the country, surrounded by green grassy fields. A frazzled man in green clothes with a green hat is driving the car, and it's full of green snakes. They are saying things like, "I feel sick," and "He's touching me," and "I have to pee," and "Are we there yet? I'm hungry." Caption reads, "Saint Patrick regrets his decision to drive the snakes out of Ireland." Signature reads "ShoeboxBlog dot com"
#mastodon #humour #humor #saintpatricksday #puns #parenting #dadjokes #snakes #driving #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #dadjoke #stpattysday #stpatricksdaymemes #happystpatricksday #wearingofthegreen #shoeboxblog

St. Patrick’s Day☘️ is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #DadJokes #StarTrek #SirPatrickStewart #CaptainPicard #Picard
A meme showing Sir Patrick Stewart made up like a classic image of St. Patrick, in robe and posing as if to bless someone. On his shirt is a glowing Star Trek symbol, and behind him in the sky is the star ship Enterprise.
#mastodon #humour #humor #saintpatricksday #startrek #puns #dadjokes #picard #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #stpattysday #stpatricksdaymemes #happystpatricksday #wearingofthegreen #sirpatrickstewart #captainpicard

The DOGE Helpline

Comms from Armageddon
https://snyder.substack.com/p/the-doge-helpline

"The scene: an office in the #WestWing ... with a "DOGE Helpline" sign on the door. Four consumer relations specialists take phone calls.

Rep 1 "...The point is to create the conditions for the survival of the fittest. That's #American, right?"

Rep 2 "We... create an #environment of desperation and hatred of Americans. #Americans will show their best side in these situations"

#Satire #Humor #Musk #Doge #Coup #Cruelty #US #USA
Headline and text: The DOGE Helpline Comms from Armageddon by Timothy Snyder Mar 08, 2025 The scene: an office in the West Wing of the White House, with a "DOGE Helpline" sign on the door. Four consumer relations specialists take phone calls. Rep. 1 "Yes. Here's the theory. We call it libertarianism. For now, anyway. The point is to create the conditions for the survival of the fittest. That's American, right?" Rep. 2 "We got rid of USAID and foreign aid to create an environment of desperation and hatred of Americans. Americans will show their best side in these situations." Rep. 3 "The FDA was wrong to track food-borne illnesses. We need an honest competition among digestive tracts out there." Rep. 4 "Consumer Protection just makes people stupid. It should be killed. Americans should be able to identify bank fraud by themselves." Rep. 1. "Yes, we define what is natural and what is fitness." Rep. 2. "You see, the FBI is an unnecessary government intervention. Americans are best placed to handle crime by themselves. We need to allow Americans to take part in an unfettered competition against organized crime." Rep. 3. "We take a different view. Infectious disease is in good. It weeds out the weak and the unfit. We want measles back. And polio. Right. You're catching on. Toxicity in the environment is also good. For the same reasons. EPA will have to be scaled way back."
#environment #musk #us #humor #usa #satire #americans #american #Coup #cruelty #doge #WestWing

Moin! ☕️☕️☕️😊
Manchmal wünsche ich mir, ich hätte nicht nur einen Vogel, sondern ich wäre gerne einer.

#moin #gutenmorgen #fun #humor #humour #fotografie #photography #photo #quote #myphoto #rotkehlchen
Nahaufnahme vom Rotkehlchen. Ich liebe diese kleinen Meckerfritzen (Futter alle).
#photography #Photo #humour #humor #quote #fotografie #Fun #myphoto #gutenmorgen #moin #rotkehlchen

Unvergessen, der Würstchenhalter im Armaturenbrett des Käfers.
Von Vegetariern oft zweckentfremdet...

https://friendica-leipzig.de/photo/media/744537

#Volkswagen #Volkswürstchen 🥹 #humor
#humor #volkswagen #volkswurstchen

Me, the Monday after Daylight Savings Time begins.

#monday #daylightsavingtime #humor #humour
long haired orange cat with its fur all stuck up and the cat looking extremely grumpy and this caption: Morgenmuffel (german) a person who is grumpy in the mornings and doesn't like to wake up early
#humour #humor #monday #daylightsavingtime

Humor and the flu, two things that go together like... like... like...

Okay, let me start over: for a clever and very timely capture of thinking surrounding the 2009 Swine Flu pandemic, PutnamPig's Swine Flu Song -- issued as it was just getting its foothold in the US -- is probably the best go-to. Find out why in this blog post!

#Music #Song #PandemicMusic #Humor #SwineFlu #blog #research #AcademicChatter
Satire, Sound, and Swine: The 2009 Flu Pandemic Goes (Musically) Viral (With picture of a pig puppet in black and white hat against a rural background)
#music #research #humor #blog #song #academicchatter #pandemicmusic #swineflu

"The fiercest anger of all, the most incurable, is that which rages in the place of dearest love." –Euripides

#dogs #dog #dogstodon #dogsofmastotdon #humor #humour
pug dog looking up as it deals with its owner putting it in a ridiculous purple hood with ears outfit
#Dogs #humour #humor #dog #dogstodon #dogsofmastotdon

[Mayors:] Are you aware of any immigrants roaming around in your cities with 34 felony convictions?"

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OC9dtY9-SLo

#humor #politics #townhalls #trump #republicans #ICE

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#trump #politics #humor #ice #republicans #townhalls

You take the blue squeaky toy -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red squeaky toy -- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the #Caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #thematrix
fluffy cat wearing hippie sunglasses
#Caturday #Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #thematrix

How I dress before I open my news feed.

#bullshit #humor #humour #Doomscrolling #news #currentevents #browningsuit
a person wearing a browning diving suit, holding an umbrella up over its head at the same time (black and white photo)
#news #humour #humor #currentevents #bullshit #doomscrolling #browningsuit

Translation: Mess with Hamish and we will cut you.

#scotland #humor #humour #hamish
highland cow with long horns in a field, with a sign next to him that says: do not grab hamish by the horns
#humour #humor #scotland #Hamish

Punctuation: It matters!

Those quotation marks really don't "help."

#humor #humour #weird #signs #proofreading #punctuation
sign at a grocery story that says: ring bell for "meat service" [sic]
#humour #humor #proofreading #weird #signs #punctuation

The new book made the Top Ten on Amazon in Science Fiction Short Stories! (Also top ten in Canadian Short Stories!) Plus, the hardcover edition is available now:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1069096547/

Other Amazon: https://geni.us/Gates
Other Ebook: https://books2read.com/u/4jzRWo

#book #books #bestseller #sciencefiction #shortstory #SFF #humor #humour
Amazon bestseller page for science fiction short stories. Showing covers for eight books, including the cover art for The Gates of Polished Horn, a collection of stories, by Mark A. Rayner

Available now at your favorite digital store!

The Gates of Polished Horn by Mark A. Rayner
books2read.com
#book #humour #humor #books #sff #sciencefiction #shortstory #bestseller

Vladimir and Estragon should have been suspicious when Godot asked to meet them here.

#literature #play #plays #humor #humour #WaitingForGodot #samuelBeckett
a broken down bench in front of a cement wall with a blue sign that says: Endless Waiting Area
#humour #humor #literature #waitingforgodot #SamuelBeckett #plays #play

Mondays, amIright?

#monday #mondaymotivation #coffee #humor #humour
black and white image of a person with their forehead on the kitchen table, missing their mug as they pour coffee, and cereal spilled next to a bowl
#humour #humor #coffee #mondaymotivation #monday

Writers have orbs too.

#humor #humour #orb #wizard #WIP #writing #writingcommunity #wip
wizard meme, but instead of one orb, there are many,, all labelled WIP
#wip #writing #humour #humor #writingcommunity #wizard #orb

Potassium goblin.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #banana
A cat with large eyes and ears looks like its smiling, with a banana in front of it
#Cats #humour #humor #catsofmastodon #cat #catstodon #banana

May need a second before brain can brain.

#coffee #humor #humour
I think, therefore I've had my coffee
#humour #humor #coffee

Recuerda que si lo tuyo es compartir la clase de frikadas que harías en Tumblr en cuanto a tus aficiones por videojuegos, anime, series, etc lo puedes hacer también en #wafrn !!

https://app.wafrn.net/

Ya tienen apps es fase beta!

Android
https://appdistribution.firebase.dev/i/f656eb0a07bc58f3

iOS
https://testflight.apple.com/join/k98B8bDq

Vengan a aplicar el verdadero GO WILD DO CRIMES en el Fediverso! :ablobcatrave: :ablobcatrave: :ablobcatrave: :ablobcatrave: :ablobcatrave: :ablobcatrave: :ablobcatrave:

#tumblr #fediverso #fandoms #humor #blog #bloggin

Wafrn, the social media that respects you

Wafrn is a social media inspired by tumblr that connects with the fediverse
app.wafrn.net
#humor #blog #tumblr #fediverso #wafrn #fandoms #bloggin

Some sage advice on hump day

#buddha #buddhastuff #humor #humour
Buddha's face with this caption: The root of suffering is the giving of the fucks
#humour #humor #buddha #buddhastuff

Bonus #DadJoke :
Q: What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes?
A: You let the mango.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Sherlock #DrStrange #BenedictCumberbatch #Actors
An apparent news article from a newspaper. The top has an image of actor Benedict Cumberbatch, and the bottom half reads: "Quaint heartthrob Bodysnatch Cummerbund this week announced his engagement to theatre director Sophie Hunter, to the mass upset of millions of his enamoured viewers. Buffalo Custardbath, 38, is best known as the lead role in hit BBC series Sherlock, and has also had prominent roles in 12 Years A Slave, War Horse, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, and voices the dragon Smaug in The Hobbit trilogy. Formidable acting repertoire aside, Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch's fame is largely attributed to his dashing persona and his unusual name. We look forward to Mr & Mrs Cabbagewank's wedding."
#mastodon #humour #humor #actors #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #dadjoke #sherlock #drstrange #benedictcumberbatch

Surprising fact: They never serve snacks at the Illuminati AGM.

#Illuminati #snacks #humor #humour
#humour #humor #illuminati #snacks

Read or listen to at Discountstorytime.com! (or wherever you get your podcasts)

#podcast #blog #humor #stories #sciencefiction #comedy
Cartoon Picture of planet and rocket ships. Text reads "A New Discount Storytime Story: Ad Space"
#comedy #podcast #humor #sciencefiction #blog #stories

More from John Oliver:

DOGE & USAID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLuIDXlwoEc

"We may not be able to stop Chili’s from hurting people, but we can try to stop DOGE."

[Call or write your members of congress and tell them what Elon Musk is doing is unconstitutional and illegal. Ask them to stand up for their constituents and the rule of law.]

#JohnOliver #LastWeekTonight #Politics #Government #Humor #News #Musk #Doge #USAID #US #USA #UnitedStates #World

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#news #musk #us #politics #humor #world #usa #government #unitedstates #johnoliver #lastweektonight #usaid #doge

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